I think Canada inserted a proxy mandate for this subset of crimes. Dude wants to represent himself, fine, he can do that. But he MUST have a court officier handle the questioning of the accuser. He can do all the other stuff on his own, and he can confer with the court officer about what questions he wants posed but…

And/or she told herself that. Which is exactly that which I would have done. Told myself that if I didn’t engage, his tiresome game would eventually lose steam; told myself that if I blocked him, he might escalate; told myself that this was his escape valve, and that to close it might lead to increasingly dangerous…

Oh, Ashanti. They told you not to engage, didn’t they, and now he’s saying that your failure to engage was just proof that you wanted all that harassment. Fuck that guy, fuck the assholes who gave you bad advice, and here’s hoping he’s found guilty on all charges.

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. Arm all toddlers!

“Liberal Tears brand gauze” aka Obamacare :D

Maybe I am a terrible person, because I still finds this hilarious.

if she were a Real American™ she would dress the wound by her bootstraps

I know. I’m having ‘Jamie Guilt’.

This would be deliciously funny if an innocent kid hadn’t been scarred for life. Fuuuck. Guessing the authorities chalk this up to an accident as per usual.

When I first moved in with my now wife she insisted I stop folding frozen pizzas in half and eating them taco-style. My thought is why dirty a plate or pizza cutter/knife?

I genuinely thought this was gonna happen with the Republican debate Trump skipped. Halfway through the lights would suddenly go out - “Is that Trump’s music?!”

Also Zip-Loc bags. I don’t know if they have a patent on the size of the locking strip, but the generics are useless.

I hate J. Crew so much because even when I was at my skinniest size 6 I could not fit into their shirts or dresses properly because I HAVE BREASTS. I swear, they only make clothes for flat-chested women. I would try on a dress and it would be baggy at the waist and hips but wouldn’t zip or button over my boobs.…

Cena is also an incredibly intelligent person outside of the ring. The man has been teaching himself Mandarin because he understands how big of a market/population/world influencer China is.

My life would be complete if I got to see John Cena elbow drop Donald Trump through a table.

For brand name, add plastic wrap. You NEED to go with Saran or Glad. The generic stuff is insanely hard to get a clean sheet off, it starts clinging to itself and it’s a complete mess. I’m cheap, but I’ll spring for the brand name plastic wrap.

To the guy with the banana problem, learn how to make banana muffins. Once they get too brown they are perfect for muffins, you won’t regret learning how!

she refuses to let me continue the usage of my beach towels

I would have no issues with the guy who holds the Make-a-Wish foundation record running for president.