Jimmy Carter is a thousand times the person you will ever be, but yes political boycotts of sports are not useful. This wouldn’t be about politics though, it would be an attempt saving athletes from death by dysentery.

cause they no nobody will click this bullshit if they made it an obvious podcast

Hey Drew, have you considered doing a written version of this? I feel like people would like that a lot more than a podcast.

FUCK

Can’t our athletes just train in Flint to inoculate themselves of the dangers of Brazilian water?

You have to remember, these people also work out like it’s their job, because it partially is. Sure, they probably don’t have frito pie every day. But they probably do sometimes, and then have a nutritionist and personal trainer figure out what they need to do in order to not gain any weight.

I often enjoy jezebel, but let me tell you, if you allow yourself to criticize anything jezebel does, the responses are agressive at worst and pseudo arrogant (sorry Kara, but not the first time seeing your “lol” to a perfectly fine criticism) at best

An advertisement suggests I was given the book and paid by its publisher to review it. I bought the book myself and reviewed it out of sheer glee over its content.

All food is finger food if you’re Bobby.

I don’t even mind this absolutely shameless advertisement because I really like Chrissy Teigen.

Yeah, but then you’re making life decisions based off a Youtube video about rolling your fucking sleeves.

The streak is alive!

My face is already quite punchable.

“Talking to your significant other about it is fine.”

Also:

What made it weirder was I didn’t grow up around my dad. I had hugged him probably less than a dozen times in my life. And the pizza hands massage was just too much! 🍕🖐🏾🍕

show me on the pie where the pizza man touched you

As someone who’s been worked on by multiple PTs, massage therapists, chiropractors, and orthopedists, you’re giving terrible advice. Massage has no benefit? Anyone who has had a good massage knows there are significant benefits, both physically and mentally. Your only data point is that some insurance companies won’t…

My only experience with a massage was with my 65 yo dad who is just about to graduate massage therapy school this year. At family gatherings for the last two years he brings his massage table. Last summer my siblings and I ran a half marathon, so he thought it was a perfect opportunity to demonstrate his skills. We…

I’m Scottish & I do NOT understand his popularity. He's a bit of an arse. Terrible actor.