What about using tongs? It’s amazingly easy and keeps you from having to wash your hands a million times when prepping chicken. I have about 10 different pairs so I can use specific ones for chicken/steak/pork/sea food/veggies, etc. Never get your hands dirty again!

What kind of heathen brings food to a party, hides it, shows it to people and then brings it home?!

You are a soulless monster.

@Pete, have you tried rolling the lip of the bag over so that the zipper is actually below the opening before you start loading the leftover pieces? That sounds fucked up, but the best way I can describe it would be to think of the way a garbage can liner folds over the rim of the can.

When taking you out of the grays is not a compliment, but rather putting your idiocy and indecency on blast. That photo will never have humor attached to it, no matter how hard you strain. EVER.

“(One other option: MEAT PLATE. Just buy a shitload of salami and mortadella and tastefully arrange it on a plate or cutting board and tell everyone it’s CHARCUTERIE, as if you’re some artisan butcher who personally cut up a pig for the occasion.)“

I’ve always used this tactic and through many job interviews throughout my life never received a red flag until last year. It wasn’t even a red flag, it was more like a fire engine chasing me out of the interview. These two things happened in this order, and honestly on the second one I had already decided it was a…

If they micromanage, they are a very bad boss and you need to run away as fast as possible.

Sorry, the lock on the cage somehow came lose. We’ll tighten the restraints this time. EVERYONE GET IN THE VAN.

WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE COME GATHER THESE LADIES.

When I ask her if it’s hard to play a cheerleader type

I think the only rational solution to this problem is to 1) take Piers Morgan out back and shoot him, and 2) declare me Miss Universe.

Piers’ entire career is owed to this phenomenon.

Well done. Topical. ;)

Wow he’s being a real Arne, when he should be more of a Hassan. Fellas, don’t be an Arne.

So, he questioned her intelligence, then reduced her to her appearance. Way to go. I think we can draw some strong conclusions here.

Thank you. Didn’t quite understand the tone of this article, specifically when one culture is so radically different than another. It makes sense to teach new arrivals about cultural norms where they will now be living, including—but not exclusive to—standing laws.

Can someone offer a similar course for certain members of the GOP?

I’m very confused about why Jennifer Lawrence & Bradley Cooper are making a movie about a woman who invented a mop.

Even in death, Joan is still the only way Melissa can find work.