Mom says I’m handsome.

What about a crew neck sweatshirt? I did just purchase a crew neck sweatshirt with this imagine on it:

Yeah, I know, I suck.

Awww, you’re no fun.

If by “edge” you mean self-righteous and lazy hipster critiques on how something is terrible because those you deem below you actually like it, sure, I’m sure plenty of folks are clamoring.

That isn’t what he said. (Or at least the way I see it) “He is astonishingly well-read”, not “It is astonishing that he is well-read”

Because he’s an athlete. Why are you creating a false narrative that this insightful comment is somehow politically incorrect? Did you read his passage in the aforementioned column? It was brilliant. The question was, why do people not talk about Kareem the scholar? And your idiotic and inane response was, why is…

How many public figures from the world of sports do you know who can prompt this kind of discussion? If Curt fucking Schilling can attract attention and debate with his inane Twitter bullshit, why not Kareem?

Goddamn, why don’t people talk about Kareem Abdul Jabbar the scholar more? The man is astonishingly well-read and conversant in a ridiculous number of things, and has a number of academic publications. Why haven’t we drafted this guy as one of our leaders in public discourse, I do not know.

Sikh and you shall find bigots and racists everywhere.

Or just being down with the idea of gambling my entire financial future on another person who could leave/die/get fired at any time and leave me with out of date skills and no references.

“If there is a huge problem in America today, it is that we are losing a generation of young men,” he said.

“Respect for stay-at-home mothers has been poisoned by a toxic combination of the village elders’ war on the traditional family and radical feminism’s misogynistic crusade to make working outside the home the only marker of social value and self-respect.’’

I loved her and mourn her death every day.

Perfect. This was perfect. You are perfect.

Tell them that a giant slug captured me and forced me to wear that stupid outfit, and then I killed him because I didn’t like it.

I really do love her.

Hold up... I thought Lucas got bought out. She killed him? I mean, I didn’t like the prequels either, but that seems harsh, Carrie.

Men who think the point of feminism is to provide them with another justification to decide what women should wear: