Fun Fact: Any time you reference the worst type of scene from any movie, you can always find a screen shot from Armageddon to prove your point.

And it regards to that quote, he only said that because his mother did.

It’s certainly one of those “truth is stranger and far more horrifying than fiction” things. After Wednesday’s events, I thought I wanted to just move under the sea, into some biodome situation. Then I started singing to myself “under the sea, under the sea, no mass shooting, just mass polluting, under the sea.” Yeah,…

Lol, or kids

“Maybe something awkward happened to put you and your partner off of sex”

It takes longer for me shirts to come back from the dry cleaner. How could the authorities get everything they need in a day? They wouldn’t even have a reliable inventory of what they took. If there was anyone left alive there would have been one hell of a mistrial.

“OH That’s messed up!”

I’m talking about Farook’s mother. They flat out doxxed the woman. But you make a point as well.

Maybe Olivia leaked the address to the press because there’s still someone on the run and she hopes this will make them come back to the apartment. If I’ve learned anything from Olivia it’s that she KNOWS WHAT SHE’S DOING

I mean, even “Law and Order: SVU” needs at least 72 hours before the person is in shackles and on trial. Pfft.

You couldn’t write these guys. No hyperbole, I mean it literally. If you invented villains as cartoonish as the Republican leadership, the Kochs, Murdoch, Ailes, Trump, etc, etc, you’d be mocked harder than E.L. James is in her worst nightmares.

Even if climate change wasn’t a thing at all, how can you see cleaner energy as a bad thing?

Not a historian - but a major Roman geek (hence the avatar). A few fun (for me at least) facts:

The gladiator in boxer briefs with his “Mi Vida Loca” and Virgin Mary tattoos on full display is the best.

I went on Facebook this morning and a friend had posted about the situation. Someone- from Massa-fucking-chusetts, no less, commented that everyone should concealed carry. No more Facebook for me.

This is all awful, but I at least get a perverse sense of satisfaction that the bombs didn’t detonate. Fuck you guys, fuck your shitty pipe bombs, fuck your murder plans.

I had this one time. It sucks. Antiobiotics can make a...