Love it or leave it, right?

If by Shitforbrains you mean someone who is not intrigued by sophomoric junk, then I’ll be right along, thanks. And you’re right, I don’t suppose I will be alone for long.

I’m just as amazed someone thinks it isn’t a pile of shit.

That was really bad. Please don’t let people with no taste turn your head, Joanna. That was some horrible writing. Your editors - do you have any? - need some guidance too.

This warms the heart. Such a supportive parent.

I've never seen a Broadway musical worth a fuck. It's all crap.

You too should be unemployed and starving.

I read Red October when it came out. It was boring. I couldn’t decide whether Clancy was in the closet or if his particular brand of bad writing just made it seem like he was hot for dudes.

Funny I thought it was cringe as fuck.

All this Prince grief seems manufactured.

Bush makes Hitler look like Rembrandt, painting-wise.

You think you write well, don’t you?