Your responses are jarring. There isn't a contest to be the most politically correct person in the room. You will not win a medal.

Lisa Bonet gets the best-looking guys, man. Props to her on that. And they all seem relatively cool with each other.

"...yawn..."

I really, really want to learn how to put on eyebrows.

Is Alan Cumming's penis a load-bearing column, or simply decorative?

Rumor has it this is an earlier version of the redesigned masthead:

My theory is that when Stacy Dash made a pact of eternal youth with the devil he also removed her ability to be empathetic & rational.

While at the bar in the front room of the Tribeca Tavern, I noticed Mario Batali talking with a small group. As I rejoined my friends in the back room, I mentioned this sighting to my foodie friend.

You think those are the same?

I had a terrible bout with an eating disorder in my early 20s. I'm 41 now but I still remind myself of what "normal eating is." This sheet was given to me in therapy and it still works for me (YMMV).

I'll be honest, if I was to be a parent, it'd probably go down like this:

Hey, I'm sure he doesn't hate anyone. He just wants all the women and minorities to shut the fuck up and focus on real priorities, as defined by him, for their own good.

Dan Connor is basically everything I ever wanted in a man.

He looks like the John Goodman, which is my way of saying that he looks pretty hot.

:( This. I am a huge original bratz defender, and it's true - Bratz make a lot of adults uncomfortable because THEY project their own versions of hypersexualization on the dolls while kids do not. There were some terrible PR choices made of course - the "naughty/nice" babyz was clearly a bad idea. I will say…

Yeah...I was commenting to share that my friends have told me I look like a Bratz doll (large almond shaped eyes and full lips with a prominent cupids bow), but I now know that would be akin to admitting I look like a porn star.

I'll have to tell my 13 year old niece to get her lips reduced because I guess having naturally full lips makes you look like a whore. Glad I checked into Jezebel today.

My kids are age-appropriately aware of what I do for a living, and will continue to be as they get older.

I've been holding on to this gif for a long time, not sure where I could put it. Now I know. I'll just leave this right here.

Women are in this weird place where socially & economically we don't really neeeeed to get married, but it's still implied that we're defective if we don't get married. It's a tough place to be. Logically, I know I'd rather be my myself than be married to someone I wasn't bonkers about just for the sake of being…