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1) The dong is sideline-to-sideline, thus it is not a hundred yard dong, as a high school football field has an official width of 53.33 yards. (This is unsurprising, as such things are often smaller than advertised.)

It's nuts but now you can have ass implants and work hard and be talented.

I actually find Nicki inspiring, here is a woman who capitalized on her talent, worked hard and has achieved quite a bit. If I look at her peers in pop music, Rihanna, Bey, Katy, Britney, she is hands down working the hardest and the most naturally talented. She didn't get to wear she is by being hot (If Rih, Bey and

I used to be a TA, and I had just finished grading a huge stack of final papers for my class. I piled them neatly on the floor next to my backpack for the next day. When I woke up, my dog had, of every god damned place in the whole house, taken a huge, juicy shit right on top of the stack of papers. The shit was so

ugh. Yes. Especially what she said about black women being protective of black men and wanting to protect them from white people. We do that all the time to an almost pathological degree. We see white men gun them down and white women placing the blame on them in order to absolve themselves of their wrong doing, so we

CURRENT: shoulder hair. My bf is a hairy yeti-man and I have grown to covet his endless body fur. When we get down to business I can grab onto his hairy shoulders and when we cuddle I just kind of rub them and get all excited by the sensory awesomeness that is body hair. It's primal and it's soft and manly and boy

It means something very significant to me that she spoke from an outsider perspective during a time in which people were encouraged even to be nonconformist in conformist ways (be the pretty, flower wearing, peacenik hippie OR the Betty Draper pill-popping housewife). To be loud, obnoxious, boldly Jewish, and talk

Why I clicked on the Wiz Khalifa link I will never know. But the booty shaking I was met with made it a good decision.

Maybe your BC hasn't changed but maybe your hormones have changed? My hormones got super weird around my mid to late 20's. Also, since you're going to your Dr ask her for a thyroid test. Ya never know. Good luck!

Personally, I'd rather know BEFORE sexy times get started (or after they've concluded, for next time), then actually stopped in the middle of the activities and redirected. So I think if this happened to me, I'd feel the same way. I want to do what he likes, and absolutely tell me - but maybe not while I'm in the

Yeah. I know what you mean. I´m glad to have directions, too, but it´s hard not to feel the sting of being corrected, especially when you´re in the middle of sexytimes.

Maybe it was because he was so specific? I've had things suggested to me, like "hey, wanna try this?" but never like "ok, you go here, I do this, you move like this, I'll insert this, and then you go this way." I think if it was specific like that, I'd be smarting to, because it says that person had a very clear idea

I've never been with the whole sex thing that people are doing, but I can relate to that kind of disappointment. With my hobby, you can think that you're doing an amazing job until suddenly your commissioner comes up with a list of things that you did wrong and you're left questioning if you're really that good at

I don't have advice but I hope someone does because I'm going through something reeeally similar.

Awesome news: Daniel Franzese (Damian from Mean Girls) has joined the cast of HBO's Looking for next season!

That looks like a totally normal forehead to me.

I saw Billy on the street on the street here in NYC. Usually when I see celebrities on the street I leave them alone, but then I thought, Duh, that's Billy's THING! He would WANT me to run up and scare him on the street. So I did. I ran up to him and told him he was the best thing to happen to television and New

This is freaking fascinating. I cannot stop staring. The lips, nose, & I'm leaning towards eyebrow-area and chin...but the lips and nose for sure...

I was a teen right before smart phone ubiquity and can't even imagine how bad my insomnia would've been if that were added to the equation — I was up until at least 1 am every night just ironing my hair, reading COSMOGirl!, posting on The Strokes' fan forum, writing incredibly cringe-y stuff in my diary, giggling with

Thank you, I read the article 4 times looking for a sentence explaining this. For an article that is entirely about the honor system of this coffee shop, it's very confusing to omit any info on how the payment system works!