To any lawyer-jezzie out there, I need some advice.

Here's me and Richard in his latest workout video. =) I love him.

Thank you for being a friend.

Oh, what the fuck.

1) You *do* realize he had neck surgery, right?

Dear Rob,

Eh, just that side of costumey in about 50% of them if you ask me. She's what I'm always afraid I'll look like if I wear some of the cutsie vintage pieces in my closet. Her more casual looks tho? Love love love. I want to believe I look that effortlessly put together in my black cigarette capris and striped shirts.

I have to use my pants pockets :(

I do think a lot of it is too 'Georgie girl' to me, a bit too on the nose - she definitely tries very hard, but hey she looks good so whatever.

Oh, he could get it.

those thighs tho

A friend at work actually sent me this photo today because I once related the following conversation to him, which I overheard two old men having in my favorite dive bar in regard to Prince Fielder:

I know, but nowhere is that mentioned here.

I swear Venus and Serena hit the ass lottery. If I were fortunate enough to have either one of their posteriors I would only do backward-facing interviews so that people would have to address the magnificence that is my ass at all times.

I like this.

• "Shemar Moore straight up flexed for the paparazzi at the beach. This is news."

I find the idea of what owning fur means to be kind of hilarious. So many assumptions! I work at a fur company now, which is not something I really imagined myself doing. I'm not find of fur, although I can appreciate a good piece when I see one. Our clientele is mostly very, very rich, very bored socialites.

Oh Dodai, you just don't understand FASHION!

This guy sounds dangerous and horrible and I wish he didn't exist. Apricot the rescue bunny agrees with me.

Police report the rabbit survived the beating and is recovering.