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Our Jonathan, who art in the office, hallowed be my reservation. If you are able, hold my table, at Plunder, as we will not be there by 7:00. Have them delay our heavenly dessert, and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those who cause lateness against us.
I know at least four people (including myself) who all found serious relationships from Tinder. I guess we were all doing it wrong.
The answer for many of us has been simpler than it first appears. First off, if you've been faking, your current partner will have to know, in a gentle way, that you are not actually experiencing orgasm. Men, especially in their twenties, will many times feel inadequate about this, even if they have done nothing…
I look forward to making these at home in my Tracy Jordan Meat Machine.
Yay! I'll keep on trying in that case. I wanted to use it because on OKC, I might meet guys who were interesting, but often they would live too far away and - well this part is a little embarrassing - but not very attractive. I think I started to feel bad about myself with the last guy I was dating because he was…
I just wanted to thank everyone who replied to me two weeks ago here about my mother's terminal cancer diagnosis and her decision to not take treatment. I felt so much better in my choice to not join my sisters in guilting my mother into doing something she didn't want to do after receiving support from other…
I'm pretty sure my status as An Old has been cemented, and if it hasn't, it will be now. Spring Break '93 and my friends and I decide to fly out and crash at my roommate's brother's apartment in West Hollywood. Well, one of my friends' boyfriends was a big tattoo guy, and he wanted a t-shirt from Sunset Strip Tattoos,…
I encountered Andy Dwyer in the flesh literally struggling with a locked door. It was fabulous. My husband and I were going to Megan Mullally's band's concert that night and got there early to get seat assignments. As we walked away down a side street a dude was yanking away doggedly at an exterior door, but that…
BookExpo America in Chicago, 2004. I was at a late-night party for some erotica publishing company and I was not feeling it at all. It was late, I was tired, and BEA was winding down and it was really just time to go HOME already.
I rode in an elevator with Dwayne Johnson when I was in high school and he was still "The Rock". He said "Hey dollface" and gave me a megawatt smile. And that was that.
It's disgusting how these people are flaunting their disaster privilege. Not everyone gets to survive a disaster; some of us are unlucky enough not to have experienced public suicide attempts, stabbings or crashes at all. How can I get in on the trend? Do I have to create my own disaster now? Ugh, I'll never be…
A step-by-step account of my reaction to this picture:
I empathize with the writer's feelings and difficulties. But as a fat-as-hell woman, I believe that she is adding to rather than mitigating the problem of how fat women are perceived. Wear what you want, ear what you want, go where you want, date who you want....it is imperative! There are actual studies, which I…
As someone who once accidentally ripped half the skin off their labia, I'm going to go with no.
Such a heartbreaking tragedy. Two young boys who will grow up without a mother. Peaches was not perfect but she was young, vibrant, full of spirit and a great sense of humour. I feel enormously for Sir Bob (who himself has been through so much grief), her sisters, her husband and anyone who loved her. I grew up…
Oh sweet! Turns out I am "circus fat!" Excuse me, I have to go update my LinkedIn! :D :D :D
I think it's lovely, too, as was the presence of a female elder.
He's a Maori elder and it's all part of the traditional welcoming ceremony: he's probably bursting with pride, so no wonder he's smiling from ear to ear. :=)