Plus that guy explaining the different parts of Texas! (And if anyone is on the fence, the movie is directed by Richard Linklater of Dazed and Confused and Before Sunrise fame.)

Also sorta on topic...see Bernie some time. One of the best movies of 2012, McConaughey is really good in it and of all people, Jack Black is great in it in a part way outside his usual wheelhouse. Plus, occasional appearances by McConaughey's mother as a local towns person and she steals every scene's she in.

Ms Meyer is a crayola bitch-ass

Thank you. When we couch our declarative statements with apologies, we lessen their power and impact.

This is not the point of the article, but lately I hear every woman preface a complaint with "I'm sorry." My good friend has been doing this a lot for the past few months. I'm going to make a better effort to not say "I'm sorry" before I'm about to be critical.

Shut your mouth, girl! I mean ONE shot can be open mouth, but after a while...You can do it, Lena.

Mallory Archer?

It was so funny, it makes you forget Obama's "fuck 'em all" deportation record and his hard-on for drone strikes on innocent wedding parties.

You should see her in Four Rooms. Topless with Madonna and Lili Taylor (Cori from Say Anything). And there is your useless trivia for the day. :)

OH MY GOD I KNOW. I wanted to say something awful about it but I already made fun of his comedic skills (or lack thereof) and I thought ripping apart his look would just be too fucking mean on top of it. But yes, what the fuck indeed.

Rage towards his mother? Allowed and tolerated? That's pretty harsh. I agree with LaComtesse and am a mother also. Many kids (and adults) are idiosyncratic; few of them harm others. Could she have done something differently? Yeah, probably. Did she do something wrong? Who knows? To presume she did either is…

Yes, please stop having fun and being silly with celebrities you wish you could be BFFs with in real life. You are only hurting everyone and everything around you with your stupid fucking imagination. Thanks Obama.

Oh jeez. Some of these make my loins feel 16 again.

Anyone here aware of what the ASL sign for Coke - the drink - is? Because it's hilarious. And awesome. And the real sign, btw.

Or lend out Jason Momoa so I could learn by osmosis? Or take in a third? A video would also be acceptable, I'm just trying to keep options open.

My husband was super perplexed about what was going on with my computer, when he heard the humanoid screams. I have a Pom that pretty much barks (shrieks) at everything. I said, "See honey, it could be worse—we could have a Sam Kinison dog."

Does 'happy' mean something different in French?

I can only imagine the cognitive dissonance at Fox News over the McConaughey speech. "Give him kudos for thanking God! But he won for a movie about AIDS. Is it ok because he played a straight man? Well, he was friends with a transsexual, so? But he fought for less government regulation in the film - screw big…

"BOB STACK? He's a nice kid!"