Seriously. That baby looks adorable, her hair looks really cute, and there is nothing fucking unkempt about her.

I think the author of this article needs to check herself. Blue Ivy is in no way "unkempt." That is her natural hair texture. She could have her hair combed or brushed out to temporarily loosen the curl pattern, or have her hair braided in any number of styles, or (heaven forbid) have her hair chemically relaxed or…

What's amazing is that normally, Columbia J-School would charge $40k for that kind of career and networking opportunity.

Shakira's waist looks weird because they used the shrink tool, and that caused the skin on her arm to look fuzzy.

Jean, I think you're so awesome I wrote part of an academic paper about you this fall. I've been doing a lot of research work on women MCs and when I came across your music it was like a bolt from the blue. Regarding all that aforementioned hypersexualization of women in hip hop, do you see any signs of hope in the…

Lol you think Obama's not a W clone? They're two sides of the same coin.

Later that day, he slaughtered the baby's entire family with a Predator Drone.

When he's not murdering civilians with drone strikes he's a pretty cute guy!

Hey, friends. Can we please cut Doug some slack? It's one thing to address issues when they come up in his articles, but let's stop nitpicking every single thing he says or does. It's starting to become mean-spirited up in here and it's hurting my heart.

By: Mark Shrayber

I can't handle the cuteness!

This is Watson as a fat puppy before his ears came up. He looks so much like a stumpy Bernese mountain dog.

Don't tell anybody, but I heard Dolly Parton might actually be from the South and of an impoverished background.

Cooking on Christmas Eve while getting progressively shitfaced is basically how I know I Am A Woman Now.

I would really like it— it would be a relief of epic proportions— if the media referred to women aged 18 and older as WOMEN not "girls." I find the term infantilizing and disrespectful in a way akin to calling a black man a "boy."

Haha! And I'm guessing you also saw the old pics of his fro [RIP]?

Even the baby is in awe

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I don't even have a thing for athletes (in fact it's a turn off for me), but I would do that man 6 ways 'til Sunday. NOM.

Wowza, exactly. Even the baby's can't help but stare like: "Wow... So handsome. So tall. Look at those arms"

That is the proper way to hold a football.