I was walking home last week and ran into this guy out walking his four month old English bully pup. OMGOOOOOOOD, she was this perfect little loaf of wobbly bobbly. It was all I could do not to tuck her under my arm and run off.

THANK YOU. I wanted to say this about Miranda Lambert on the Good/Bad/Ugly post about the CMAs but I was worried I'd be body snarking. Everyone: center parts need to be left in the 70s, where they will die a slow, avocado kitchen, sunflower death.

I was PetCo with my puppy the other week, and there was an (I believe) French bulldog in line in front of us. She was clearly bored and ready to go home, but then they finished checking out and proceeded to dress her in the princess costume they'd just bought. It was possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen—she…

My pug is NOT amused with the headline of this article.

So much awesome, I think my TV would have an orgasm.

I agree, sleeves please. If the dress was knee length I think it would have been more va-va-voom.

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Is it really that difficult to understand what Dirt Bag is? It's not celebrity gossip per se, it's a deconstruction of the celebrity gossip hawked by other sources of media. One can both post about the day's top gossip and also think the original material is invasive and shitty. Sure, they could just ignore it and…

My bumblebully.

As a fat person, I'm not surprised. I mean, any time there is an article here or anywhere about say, plus sized fashion, you get legions of people who think that letting fat people have nice things and pretty clothes and not telling them every minute that they are disgusting, lazy, pieces of shit just encourages them…

Olivia Pope's giant wine glass can be the Scandal version of the strategically-placed laundry basket.

And THAT is why people hate Lady Gaga. Aside from her debatable talent level, she doesn't DO any of the things she likes to preach about. She's thin and blonde and yes, conventionally attractive, no matter what she says. She puts out manufactured nothing-pop songs about "originality" and being different and true to…

I signed in just to make this comment! Wonder if deputy Leo has a douchebag jar? (You know Dick would be poor by now....)

" I THOUGHT OUR STORY WAS EPIC" — LOGAN

The funniest thing to me is the VM team pretending there is a substantial Veronica/Piz fanbase. As if this is some epic triangle with the fans equally split. Please. It's always been Veronica/Logan, and even though many of us know Piz is the better real life choice, that has little bearing on this show.

Ok fine...Don't ever say I never did anything you gals.

Chris Brown is portrayed as evil and the worst person alive in the media. On the flip side Lindsey Lohan has always been portrayed as messed up but needing help. Amanda Bynes is portrayed as hilariously mentally ill and just needs some help. It's not fact that Chris Brown keeps doing stuff that puts him in the news…

i'm not sure why you are so vehemently opposed to fucking inanimate objects (see: humping pillows and arms of sofas) and as a laydee i can and do fuck and fuck myself with whatever gets me off because the goal is to feel good irrespective of whether or not how i get there garners your approval. and, i doubt i'm alone…

i just want to see the real porn version of this movie because "bottom feeder ... sucking its way up the glass" and "popping sound" needs more visual.