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*pictures of rusted parts on the underside of a Jeep*

If you put lipstick on it, how will you know it's been bleached?

Exhaust tips are like lipstick on a prostitute’s asshole.

Yeah, I can’t imagine any automaker doing something like that today...

I can’t imagine any carmaker trying to get away with something like this today”

Agreed. Nothing except an aircraft D-check would have caught this.

Having been through Germany’s TÜV inspection, I’m certain it would not have prevented this failure.

A HHR may be shitty, but dooming someone to have to buy a car in this market sucks.

I'd rather die than live in such a jurisdiction.

Thank god they didn’t know my friend Brandon was in the car.

Your clutch doesn’t need an adjustment, you need a new throwout bearing (and you might as well put a clutch in it while you are in there). But it might go a long, long time like that, just don’t hold the pedal to the floor at lights - put it in neutral and let the clutch out to save as much wear and tear as possible.

Bad news - no passengers

You obviously haven’t looked at the design.  Once locked in place, there is nothing to fail.

4 post lifts are rarely less than $4k and 2 post lifts require concrete that is flat and level, 5" - 6" thick, 3000 PSI grade, with embedded anchors, to install. Both are usually so large and heavy that they require a forklift or power hoist to unload, a lift gate is not sufficient. Most home garages are sloped,

Apples and Oranges

$2-3k gets you the parts of a 2 post lift. You then have to either have a thick and flat enough floor to handle it or you have to cut out a section of the current floor and install flat concrete footings. 5"-6" of 3000 PSI concrete cures in 2-4 weeks. Nearly all home garages have a slope and are not

I have a Quickjack, there really is no place to put jack stands when you are using it with most cars, and frankly it is FAR more stable than a car on jack stands anyway. Especially once the car is as far up in the air as a Quickjack at max lift (they have low and high locking positions). Never mind that getting BOTH

The QuickJack combines a lift, floor jack and jack stands into one tool.”

The tweet complains about quality control while sharing a picture of an issue found during... a quality control process.

I can’t tell if you have a subconscious desire to associate with sizeable working girls or just can’t spell. I’m going with the former.

Step 1: tow things on camera.
Step 2: put the footage on an absurdly popular YouTube channel.
Step 3: commit insurance fraud on the same job.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: profit....?