cheesepatrol
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A two and a half ton sports car should have brakes sized to stop two and a half tons, repeatedly. It just should.

Ha - they aren’t going to discount shit.

The average trucker’s roll of neck fat makes the perfect travel cushion, for a smoother travelling nap.

If the truck driver isn't going to stop for a car stuck under his trailer, is he going to stop for someone trying to warn him about a car stuck under his trailer?

Once the front end goes to the side it continues to get forced harder and harder to the left. If they were on the brakes at the moment, and that’s what one does when steering no longer works, that just shoves it more.

That’s what she gets for trying to hijack all those DVD players! 

Thats 90 degrees. How in the world did that happen? If it was a lane change she'd be stuck at a far lesser angle wouldn't she? Maybe if they both turned in at the same time? Her from the right lane, the semi from the left?

Love how in these videos no one’s in a big rush to get the driver to stop, just pull out the phone and record.

I lean towards it being the Honda’s fault, but that’s not the most important point. The semi driver is either malicious or incompetent for not noticing the car and pulling over. I can understand something behind the trailer being hard to see, but that car is definitely visible in the mirror. Should lose his CDL.

Because DICE is dead and all the people that made those game are long gone from there, now we have mister FIFA ultimate team man running things

It’s endlessly distressing that we finally have PCs and consoles that can realize the ridiculous vision of the original Battlefield 1942, and all the games in the series stink now. Like, I just want to drive around in tanks and planes and shoot stuff, how do you mess that up so bad with a decade and a half of progress

I wish somebody asked the lead developers if they had played the game and the previous ones? But I doubt we would get a straight answer to why basic things are missing and the abundance of bugs, which is harder to excuse when you got a stable architecture with a console, they would probably weasel out like politicians

I wish DICE well in updating this one because there are some interesting things in there. It’s just so clearly undercooked and it’s going to stay that way until probably early next year based on how they usually patch the game and holiday breaks.

I have a lot of gripes but please, please, bring back the server

No. I don’t think they are after kidneys or anything, it’s just that it probably needs a bunch of work, which won’t be cheap. Look at the rear end pictures, it looks like it hasn’t been plated since 2010. This guy probably got it cheap from the estate of a New Balance/Hawaiian shirt wearing retiree and it’s been

“No sir, I am absolutely definitely not an organ thief. How many miles would you like the car to have?”

$18.5k scored this one that isn’t all clapped out.

The last guy who went to see it ended up impaled on the hand brake.

You think MTS had any interest in being there, beyond getting paid to be there?

1000% disagree.

Brundle has a good reason for chatting with people on the grid. What was Megan doing there, just being famous? The “DON’T MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE TALENT” attitude from her clueless bodyguard seems like a good justification for banning entourages from the grid.