Nikki Haley might not have been a virgin when she got married. (*passes out in shock*)

Poor Jimmy! That really sucks. Thankfully he’s rich enough to hire someone who can be his hands until they heal.

Congratulations!

Well we wouldn’t want to give poor people any chances to make money when they could do it for free. I do wonder whether you’re also against surrogacy which is essentially renting out a person’s body.

I can’t wear lip gloss because it always clogs my pores around my lips. It’s inevitable that I’ll get a zit on the border of my lip which never actually looks like a zit...so, hard pass on the lip gloss.

And her face. She looks like a completely different person which is fascinating because that Kim in the picture looks like a completely different person than her pre-surgery young adult Kim. So she has gone through several renovations.

Nouveau riche shit.

I have a good friend who is an actress on a popular television show and her birth year listed on IMDB is off by several years and there is no mention of her being married anywhere.

I know a bunch of turds who are in their late 30s and still act like this. They are awful people who I cannot be around when they’re drunk. They are educated successful guys but in my head they are losers.

How old are you? Because this sounds like some 20-something bullshit.

They just made this illegal in France. You cannot throw out perfectly good food.

Lovely story but this also permits the family to write off the $35k as a tax deduction. So it’s actually win/win except for the poor bride who is probably depressed as fuck. It will get better, girl. He wasn’t the one.

Hi, Jew here who is sort of easily offended, I’m ok with this.

Clover, I don’t think people eat Lucky Charms for its nutritional value. Just like I don’t eat doughnuts and gummi bears for their nutritional value. And I say this as a person who doesn’t (typically) eat processed food. Sometimes we permit ourselves a little leeway from the daily routine of eating the fuck out of…

It’s too cold there!

There’s got to be more to this story....

Agreed. He was so old and boring and patronizing.

I should post that quote on every goddamn facebook post where someone has to announce how charitable they’ve been lately. “Hey guys, just gave a homeless person $5. I feel pretty good right now.” Why not just add “And I want other people to commend me on how amazing I am!”

He was very nice and actually took the time to speak to me and my friends. We were at some art gallery opening or something. I think the conversation was mostly me just telling him how much I love him and how he’s the only designer I would permit to makeover one of my rooms.

I met Vern in 2002. I’ve met a lot of celebrities and am “whatever” about it but for some reason I was extremely excited to see him.