All I have to say is that Hildi Santo-Tomas is a fucking monster.

Um, false. Frapps are my breakfast. They fill me up.

Uh, I eat butter and jelly on a toasted cinnamon raisin bagel. It’s delicious and not uncommon. Am I missing something here? Jelly on a pizza is fucking insanity, though.

Redacted because I didn’t see that other people already answered and I hate when 10 people make the same comment.

So she’s a bad lay too? LOl, what?

Is this just for long distance runners? I run about 3 (interval) miles, 5 days a week. Am I in danger of these maladies??

Thanks for that, Anais Nin.

Regardless of race or ethnicity, completely made-up names that are gibberish and mean nothing are pretty dumb.

Well if you know you’re being shitty, perhaps not be shitty?

Saudia Arabia is such a fucking shithole.

Agreed. My concern wouldn’t be accidentally using it instead of eye drops but rather that it would spill all over my purse.

Poor taste is an acceptable costume arrangement. Offensive/racist is a different story. I think people are overreacting BIG time to this.

Yes to banging. No to relationship.

Um, yeah, because she’s terrified of scientology. I wouldn’t publicly say a bad word about my ex too if he was heavily involved in a dangerous cult.

CASH ONLY in NYC.

SNL cast members have said that McCain is extremely likable and even though they don’t agree with his politics, they love when he comes on. I think that says a lot about him. I wish he hadn’t gotten dragged down by the Tea Partiers.

I love that your basis for going to see a movie is whether your dad has previously met the lead character.

So what country is he a citizen of?

I wish I could say he didn’t remind me of myself, but I can’t.

It embarrasses me how much I loved his reality show with his ex Shanna. They have some really cute kids.