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MegSwan
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I’m so repulsed by any celebration of this woman. You wouldn’t give a shit about her if she wasn’t trans. It’s fucked up. She’s no hero.

I’m dating a guy who took me out for shwarma before our last sexing and then was like “you barely ate.” Um, yeah, dude, I don’t want to have explosive diarrhea during our bang sesh.

A great way to get a huge charitable tax deduction using other people’s money!

I think she is just confused by percentages.

Chris Sacca is a fucking dickbag who makes Mr. Wonderful look like Mother Teresa. And I am furious about this Bethenny casting. She is not a likable person. I do not wish her well. Being that no one watched her talk show and it was summarily cancelled, wasn’t that enough evidence that people find her to be incredibly

Haha. That’s all I remember too. Yuck. Not sexy.

SPOILER ALERT! Do not read if you are not caught up with HOC!

It sounds like he called 911 and then left before the police arrived. Why would you do that? You know you’ve injured someone. Everyone knows that you do not leave the scene of an accident until the police tell you to - especially one with injuries! I think we can all guess why he left. 

THANK YOU! This is a huge problem. I actually gave a good friend of mine shit for taking his clients to strip clubs. I explained that when you do something like that, you’re either inviting your female associates with you (sexual harassment/hostile work environment) or you don’t invite them (gender discrimination).

You should give a lecture on this. It might be 15 seconds long, but it will be informative.

I have a lot of male friends. Many of whom are now married. We will go out to lunch or dinner alone BUT I imagine they mention it to their wives. We have nothing to hide because we’re def not fucking.

My HS friend and her husband made a completely different last name together. It’s not a combination, just a new name completely.

Marcelle BB Cream Golden Glow.

Marcelle BB Cream Golden Glow.

I’m sure some things are fake, but his dad and sister were not there.

Same. When I was 14, in a state of immaturity, I blurted out to my mom that I spent the afternoon “french kissing” my boyfriend (which honestly is all we were doing). She recoiled in horror and looked at me like I had lost my mind. I immediately felt grossed out too and regretted it. That was the last time I mentioned

Exactly. Though I do wonder why people who thought they were responsible enough to have at least 5 children couldn’t figure this out without their adult son and soon to be daughter-in-law. My parents are A LOT but at least I don’t have to hold their hands through life.

Well obviously the triplets could come. His sister didn’t come because she couldn’t get off of work which is...odd. I have literally never been in a position where I couldn’t take off of work if I asked for time off in advance. Unless she couldn’t afford to take off of work. I’m wondering why this family had so many

He also has really bad anxiety apparently. Take a Xanax and a shot of whiskey, honey. You’ll wake up 5 hours later in California.

I 100% agree. I loathe being a bridesmaid because it means I’m going to be dropped a minimum of $1,000 between the engagement present, bridal shower, bach party, dress (AND ALTERATIONS), and wedding. And that’s not even counting the wedding present. If you’re a best friend of mine, I’m giving you $300 cash. If it’s a

On WWHL last night she was asked why she would spend $10k on flowers but not fly out Tom’s family and she was like “Well, I paid for my family to come to the wedding” which just did not seem like an adequate excuse for not paying for his.