When my step daughter was 3, she saw her father naked. She pointed at him and exclaimed, "Daddy, your vagina is falling out!"

I completely agree with you. Of course every relationship is different, and for us, coming home after our wedding started the new chapter in our life as newlyweds and it totally felt different. Mr. Knives and I were long distance for most of our time dating, we didn't move in together until we were engaged, and we…

They don't officially offer cash back but I read up on different registries before picking which ones to use and a bunch of people said that BB&B would give cash back if you asked. So we asked! Maybe because they were new in box items and duplicates?

Yeah they do cut a fee, on top of the paypal fees I think. HatchMyHouse allows you to set up a pretend house and everyone can "buy" parts of it for you. A window for $200 or a bed for $50, etc. So my best friend bought us the toilet as a gift. She said the fee was worth it because it was funny. I agreed.

If the registry is just for appearances, try registering at the place that will let you return stuff. Obviousy, this is going to be super frowned upon by the pearl clutchers, but it was nice to be able to return things to Bed, Bath and Beyond and get cash back. I've learned that people are not good at registries and…

These kind of elastic hair ties do not cause a hair bump and they look cute on your wrist without being a scrunchie. Win! https://www.etsy.com/listing/159749…

I'd just like to point out to you that you DO have an issue here. All of us who are vaccinated do. Because of herd immunity, those of us who vaccines effectively protect are essentially able to help protect those people who vaccines might not have worked for, or for those who are unable to be vaccinated for age or…

I was MOH in my childhood best friend's wedding last year and it was so. fucking. expensive. I just totalled it up and hit the $1500 mark. I was engaged at the time and spending $350(!) on a bridesmaid dress before alterations actually made me cry. It was a very traditional wedding, which included the bride dictating…

I agree with you to an extent. The men on htis wikipedia page are just fucking with us. But the hashtag has made a difference. My husband never considered himself a feminist before. He never understood what it meant and reading the hashtag brought tears to his eyes and gave him a new perspective. He proudly calls…

You keep using the word mutilate because it is an inherently negative word, but really dude, it's just called surgery. And she isn't even having surgery, just hormone therapy. But I suppose you'd like to say she's mutilating her hormones? Nobody would yell at me for "surgically mutilating" my shoulder when I had a…

What about for bigger dudes? Can it work? My husband is of the "big&tall" variety and he doesn't understand the concept that giant clothes make him look giant-er. I've been working for years to get rid of his cargo pants that add extra bulk to him but they are "comfortable" (because he's been wearing the same shorts…

Sharing time- My grandparents are 96 and 90. They have been married for 68 years. For the first time in his life, my grandfather was admitted to the hospital last week for various health concerns. He often forgets that he's 96 and his body doesn't work like it used to. He's not well and it has caused so much stress on…

Gaga is wearing a lot of makeup in the unretouched pictures. The monotone no-eyebrow face is a thing now. Check out the ads for the new MAC makeup line. I'm getting married soon and the woman who is doing my makeup told me she's had lots of brides ask for this look lately.

There are plenty of Jewish people who say it. It's super hurtful to hear. Thanks for listening to me kvetch :)

I'm ethnically Jewish because half of my ethnicity comes from my father's Jewish side. I really hate when people try to take that away from me because it didn't come from my mother's side. I'm still Jewish.

Traditionally, Judaism is passed down through the mother's side. I've inherited all of my genes equally from both of my parents though. I'm as Jewish as I want to be because Judaism is a religion, a culture, and a heritage.

I posted this below, but my parents STILL mock my whining from the day we spent in Williamsburg. Worst vacation ever. I feel you pain. I'd go back to Busch Gardens and Water Country USA though!

Colonial Williamsburg is near Busch Gardens. When I was a kid, my parents took us (me and my older brother) on vacation to Busch Gardens for a long weekend. They still regret the day they made us go to Colonial Williamsburg. It was so hot and I remember being miserable and bored and an all around obnoxious 6 year old.…

My mom has less of a Dorito thigh gap and more of a giant Bugel thigh gap. She has narrow hips but thin bowed legs. The fact that she can't touch her knees together means she gets a thigh gap. Lucky her, right?!

The old internet still exists! Just in different forms. There's a huge group of us who used to post on that rating site and now we just have a big facebook group. The topics are the same, but we're all 25+ years old now.