When I was 10 years old I was playing outside at my grandparents house with my cousins. The long driveway was lined with these small decorative bushes. The bush near me had a patch of dead leaves on it. Naturally, I kicked the bush to make the dead leaves fall down. The leaves were dead in that spot because there was…

My grandfather had a mustache contest with his Navy buddies while they were stationed in Africa around the same time. According to my grandfather, he won by growing the longest handlebar mustache that was waxed out straight and could be seen from behind.

A couple difference scenarios are possible. One woman’s embryo can be implanted via IVF in the other woman, or as someone else mentioned, a relative of one woman could be the sperm donor.

I married a guy with a kid. My future step daughter was the only kid allowed at our wedding. It was about us becoming a blended family and she's so stinking cute I wanted her to be the only cute kid dancing to inappropriate dance music and not risk any other kids stepping in her spotlight for the evening. I managed to…

I don't think any of my married friends did it that night. But all did the next morning! When it was time for my wedding, we didn't feel pressured since we expected to be drunk and tired. Turned out we were drunk and not tired so we made use of the giant tub in our honeymoon suite.

That makes sense. I didn't know about the conservatorship. Is it possible since it happened years ago that the therapist didn't report it?

Why do you think it wasn't discovered during her treatment?

My ring is a family heirloom (my family, not his), that I paid to have sized and repaired to fit me. He did the legwork to get it to me and propose without me finding out and spoiling the surprise. I don't think I would have been comfortable with a big gift of an engagement ring that I knew he wouldn't have been able…

My mom was actually upset that MJ died but able to laugh about the fact that she had already mourned his death and forgot about it. She figured it's the good side of not remembering things, you're not bogged down by all the sad stuff!

True story- My mom has a medical condition that affects her short term memory and she actually forgot that Michael Jackson died. About a year later, someone mentioned it in passing and she completely lost it and cried because she thought the person was a joking.

I know I'm in the minority, but I think regular clowns are funny.

Only the people with thick, fast growing hair would need a wax every 2-3 weeks and after you start, the growth cycle has been weakened and you don't need to wax as often. I started getting bikini waxes in college once every 6 weeks or so. Now I get them only a few times a year. The amount I've spent on waxing in that…

I had a male roommate in college who thought menopause was when a woman can no longer have babies or get a period because all of her eggs fall out. So, one a month for every period through adulthood, and then the rest at one time when she's old.

That's what I was thinking too. I don't work in this industry at all, but my company decided to allow online bookings for appointments and it's such a headache. I get an email, sometimes HOURS after an appointment has been made letting me know of my new schduled appointment. Except we don't use an in-house online…

That seems so weird to me! She did specifically ask, "Would you like me to box that up for you?" when we expressed we were done with the meal. I know people in restaurant complain a lot, but geez. Just put the fries in the toaster man! When a server asks if I want a box and the answer is no, I just say No thanks!

I have a weird restaurant experience question-

So, this is not normal then? This is my house every single day. My poor cats. My stupid dog. Love them so much.

They are the super sex positive parents. In the commercial for this show you see the daughter coloring a picture of a uterus and mom says, "Sex is just a hug with your genitals!"

I just re-read my original comment and I have to apologize for the terrible typos! I'm glad you were able to make sense of it. Looks like I was trying to comment quickly from work ;)

I've got a bunch of tattoos and I'm in love with all of them. My most recent is a little doodle that I got with my cousins in memory of our grandfather. It took 4 minutes fro start to finish. Before that, a 12 hour back piece. I sat it out in a few hours-long sessions and learned a few things about my body and how it…