I seek revenge on rude people anonymously. Like the bitch who parked her cart in the middle of the grocery aisle and ignored my polite request to get by?

I pick up public bathrooms. Especially airplane ones. I use my clean paper towel to wipe down the counter, then use the paper towel to pick up any paper towels on the floor, then push the paper towels down in the trash can so it’s not overflowing. I hate seeing messy public bathrooms. We should be perfectly capable of…

The producer will definitely be sleeping with one of the participants while his wife will be in a relationship with a contestant’s significant other who is visiting the show and one of the camera men at the same time. Then they will all ride their motor scooters with a giant loaf of bread sticking out of the back and…

Can we get rid of the shity practice of posting a woman’s age right after her name like it is some fuckable expectation date ? I can think of about 900 better things to describe Reba than how old she is.

All the single succulent ladies, please raise those hands proudly!

Eh. She’s 30. She’s playing with her identity and I get it. And if it allows her to dissect this and explore what it means to her a bit more, that’s fine. She’s not saying “everyone must call it this from now until forever,” she’s saying, “this is what I call it in my head.” Fine. In my head, I call jellyfish “seal…

The only thing I can think of that would maybe justify her word choice a little is if she felt that "single" was too much of an invitation for people to hit on her.  "Single" has that implication of availability whereas "self-partnered" sounds final and closed... like "I am in a relationship with myself - stay the…

I think the point is people conflate single with being available, as in looking for a partner. She is not looking for a partner.

Didn’t read the article yet just wanted to say...

BOBBY!

I’m fucking sitting here on my couch in my silent living room literally barely able to see the keys through tears. This fucking blows.

This will be the first weekend in 13 years I do not post on Deadspin.

I checked and posted multiple times per day EVEN ON VACATION or when supposedly unplugged.

Deadspin FOREVER

This one time I took a profitable sports blog, told it to completely change its already successful column subject writing strategy and managed to fire the editor in charge leading to all the writers quitting in solidarity, leaving it as a shell, and then banning all comments because I was afraid of criticism. What a…

Massively underappreciated comment

Oh, nostalgia...

Is this a good doll to bring to a restaurant???

God, the glory days of Thighlights.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.