Britney is off limits. She's just trying to live, and has zero control over her life. Anyone who doesn't see that is blind

Ew. No. Britney looks awesome! 

It’s bigger than just this company though. And while it’s important to hold these companies accountable and call them out for their abuses, equally important is that we consumers change our ways. There has to be a change from this crazy consumerism and shopping culture. You don’t need a thousand new outfits every day,…

I think it’s like Madame Tussauds was sweeping the hip-hop section and just shoved them all together for a moment.

Gotta be honest, I wasn’t expecting Kanye to be the sharpest looking one of the four.

I’ve stated it before and I’ll state it again.  If Aunt Becky gets off, I’m going to light trashcans on fire and turn over cars.  I’m dusting off my pitchforks and taking my torches out of storage...

I’m sure she’s been plenty of hungover and mildly disheveled herself, so she probably just felt kinship

I love her. And regret being hungover and mildly disheveled when I got the chance to meet her.

It definitely does not—the comment was obviously made in jest, but its good to know I didn’t pull it off!!! I had a biology teacher who spent the majority of our lesson on the Paleolithic era discussing this (wasn’t really that great of a teacher lol) and it always stuck with me in adulthood as an extremely funny…

what “crap” are you referring to, exactly?

My birthday is at the end of the year, and what I want is for Biden to not become the Democratic nominee for president. That way, when 45 is impeached and removed from office (in handcuffs, please), all of 45's illegal dealing to manipulate the Ukrainian government into investigating Biden’s son would be for nothing.…

No one cares about your boner

Freeze-dried cranberries make a nice dry rub addition (I’ve only tested wings and pork), and the can-o-sauce can make for a decent homemade BBQ sauce.

H-E-B, for so many reasons.

I have lived on the east coast, Dallas, and San Antonio and HEB is by far the best. Central Market was an acceptable substitution in my Dallas days but like you said, it was certainly not the same. Much better than Albertsons/Safeway, Kroger, and whatever the other one was that I can’t even be bothered to remember.…

HEB is the GOAT. You don’t need a loyalty card to save money, their prices are just lower by nature. The private label products are fantastic to the point where I prefer them to the name brand most of the time. Specifically the lime flavored LaCroix knock off, it is the best lime version that exists across all brands.…

HEB or nothing. I moved to Texas 10 years ago and first encountered them while in grad school. Then I moved up to Dallas where there are no HEB’s. A few years later I moved to Houston, who does have HEB and remembered why I loved it so much. Great prices, high quality meat, and good service.

We’re gonna need more rain. We need more rain! Downey is hungry! Tabitha’s hungry! Melissa is eating her babies!

The meltdown over ‘ok boomer’ has been so delicious to this millennial. HOW MANY YEARS of shitty op-eds have there been about how bad millennials supposedly are, vs. how long it took for boomers (or the ones with media platforms) to lose their minds over one teen meme? Big sensitive hypocrites.

I seek revenge on rude people anonymously. Like the bitch who parked her cart in the middle of the grocery aisle and ignored my polite request to get by?