And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

I love this title and article. Please do many more of these. 

The door for my office building doesn’t fully latch during business hours. So it sometimes get blown open on extremely windy days. One day while I was walking in, right as I approached the door it just blew open for me.  I felt like a witch.

Willow...nice dress! Good to know you’ve seen the softer side of Sears

Just jumping in here to say I’m thoroughly appalled at the abuse aimed at Meghan Duchess of Sussex. Today in the U.K. all over Twitter is a Clip of a documentary released on Sunday. In it she says she’s not ok, the braying mob who are bullying on twitter about her are disgusting with the things they are saying, are…

Willow? You put Willow high on the list?

Please take this comment back to 1997 where it belongs.

My current bf stopped abusing me after he stopped drinking, but that doesn’t wash away 6+ years of physical and verbal abuse. “It was only 3 or 4 black eyes...” No, it was 12+ black eyes and then I stopped counting. 12 years of shit doesn’t make 8+ years of solid abuse okay. When I was about 26, I put out on…

Is there any place anyone can list their abusers? I’m serious. I’m so tired of this. After decades of this kind of behavior, where can we go? It’s taken many years for me to deal with the physical and mental abuse I dealt with over decades. Employers at restaurants and boyfriends. Where can I go to name the…

I was working as a cocktail waitress in a topless bar, and it was exactly as tedious, gross, and demoralizing as you would imagine it to be. One night, I went to close out a table of older men, and when they started talking in front of me about what to tip me. One of them turned to me and said “Honey, here’s a tip for…

Yeah there’s nothing wrong with Smarties.

I know he looks the part and he’s definitely well known, but I have to feel bad for the Hamburglar always having his image thrown up for these Takeout stories as if somehow he’s responsible for every food related theft in the world. Sure maybe things haven’t been as good for him as they were starting in the early ‘70s…

You sound like someone who’s never eaten a bar of Kerrygold for dinner.

I have two wonderful children, a great career, my health, a large cast of loving and supportive friends and family...truly a life of bounty.

I’m sure the million ethnic Muslim Ugyhurs residing in the Xinjiang re-education camps will be happy to hear about the NBA’s commitment to Chinese fans as they assemble for their 5 a.m. re-education seminar. It will make their morning rice gruel taste so much sweeter.

“Have merci.”

Do you go around wanting to smack cigarette smokers? Why does vaping get this treatment? It really just shows how shitty and vindictive amd violent a person you are. People like you make vapers look good in comparison.

I just don’t understand the culture these days.

Yeah … we Texans have honest to God Mexican restaurants as well.

I never used the words Tex-Mex at all, so not sure where this is coming from. But okay.