Food twins! I have all of those things in the kitchen right now, except avocados, but plus baba ghannouj. Tonight's dinner is going to be Cambozola, dill-and-garlic goat cheese, and tinned smoked oysters (in olive oil, so much nicer than cottonseed) with croccantini. I'm already drinking red wine! It's an…

Alcon-ex and I are still on good terms (lunch date tomorrow!), but not good enough that I don't make sure he finds out every time I have a date and/or* hook up with the guy

The part with the receipt got me. Like there were tears. My mom taught me to always have the receipt in my pocket (if not my hand) in case I was stopped and accused of stealing.

The scene with Fitz and Mr Parker got to me. Maybe it was the wine.

Everyone take a moment and savor Leto's transformation with me, Jezzies. I was recently dumped by a stupidly hot man-child who styled himself largely after Mr. Leto (devastating in the pants department) and who more or less held Leto as the only man-crush in his life. He more or less modeled his life, look and music…

LESBIAN SHITASSES FTW!!!!

1994, suburbs of Chicago, summer before my senior year of high school. I'm a sexually frustrated 17 year old gay boy and my parents have left me home alone so I'm having a party - nothing outrageous - with my friends. My 18 year old girl friend has brought the 20 year old dude she's screwing around with and he - in…

My husband and I met in grad school and didn't hit it off immediately. We got stuck in the same miserable class together on Monday nights. It talked about music history, and one night the instructor went on an endless ramble about Schubert's "syphilis attacks" and kept saying the nonsense phrase "syphilis attacks"…

I'm going to miss that white and gold uniform he wore.

Here is my Leonard Nimoy story.

This is Rin, a shy very very sweet delicate creature. She's not a top dog type but she is a Malamute so there's a limit to how far the sweet delicate part goes. I'm taking care of her so she 'kinda' counts for the purposes of this thread but she's not mine. I'm fostering her for the Illinois Alaskan Malamute Assoc h…

Handsome Samson, or Mr. Big Nose (my cousin calls him Senor Muscle Butt as well).

So I'm making an executive decision and we're gonna have a thread where everyone gets to see how cute our dogs are, okay?

I love you, I love your wife, I love your baby and I love your wedding.

I wanna know more.

My cat bit me a week and a half before my wedding (Tuesday). I immediately went to the emergency room and got antibiotics. Wasn't enough. Thursday, a coworker noticed my hand looked worse and I signed back into the ER. I was admitted to the hospital for 3 nights, 4 days, for IV antibiotics every six hours and…

A bridesmaid and her husband. They apparently decided that the open bar was a perfect place to fall off the wagon together. The husband tried to steal furniture from the reception hall (which was an old mansion) and load it in his truck. He was stopped by several groomsmen who told him all the items were up for…