I remember back when you were an incredible commenter. Then you became an incredible author. Thank you.

From your mouth...

Oh, it was. The only thing I truly regret was that in my haste, I grabbed my expensive Dutch process cocoa and not the cheaper stuff :/

I have so, so many, but this one... I like to call it Hot Cocoa. While making chili I realize the red tide had begun and ran to the bathroom to put in a tampon. I swear I washed my hands, but the sheer quantity of capsicum on my hands was not deterred by mere soap and water. To make matters worse, I had recently read…

Perfection.

All of the love. From one internet stranger to another, who has been through something similar, please take care of yourself. And in the unlikely event you need to vent, but don't feel comfortable with people who know you both, please know there is an open minded, non-judgmental ear in the ether if you need it.

Oh my god, I love this.

Noooo! Candy corn is the most disgusting thing that's been in my mouth (probably hyperbole)and I would rather have a wooden tongue depressor trigger my gag reflex and accidentally scrape my teeth on the way out than ever taste another (ahhhhhhhhhhh all the shivers thinking about it). However, fruit flavored candy…

Ignore it while drunk, dream about it while asleep and when you wake up tomorrow, imbibe in this order: eggs, cheese and vodka. You will feel better. Happy birthday!

Havarti grilled cheese, cornichons, merguez and healthy side of vodka!

This bra is pretty, unpadded and on sale—normally I can't wear any of theirs because of too much padding, but this one's different (the 34B to 38D is right below): http://www.fredericks.com/New_Lace_Keyho…

It is the only way.

If it's the restaurant I think it is, I'm so jealous. Love that restaurant's burger week! They just opened up their second location near work, and it's taking all my willpower not eat there every delicious day.

Three things:

Totally! A precursor to later disappointments in life.

Yes, yum and god I want one.

I love this. (Have also forgotten my password, so burner account it is.)Does anyone remember WaterJoe? Artesian water with "natural" caffeine. What could go wrong? At the park? Hydrate! Run around like a crazy person, still be thirsty. Hydrate! Repeat until you pass out.