Imagine having to be David Crosby instead of Stephen Stills, Neil Young, or Graham Nash? Must be the worst to be the worst. 

I mean there isn’t a miwako one either but I guess there wouldn’t be yet.

This is Tamao Kurabe erasure. Can’t say more than that without inadvertently spoiling a passerby.

Calling it now.

Let me clarify: She was first called Screaming Mimi and than changed it to Songbird.

The one good thing that came of Heroes Reborn was that Baron Zemo took a bunch of supervillains, gave them new codenames, and masqueraded as superheroes as a superhero team called Thunderbolts.

Oompa Loompa Doopidee Dequel

Man, that Patton Oswalt “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHERE THE STUFF I LOVE COMES FROM! I JUST LOVE THE STUFF I LOVE!” bit is evergreeen, isn’t it?

Finally fed up with doing things the same old way, Americans have devised a brand new strategy of letting people with loads of personality disorders just run amok and assume everything will work out for the best and also profit.

Except Master & Commander is actually good. 

Gotta say, hard disagree on all the love for the Skywalker reveal. I saw the X-Wing, green saber, and glove, all it inspired from me was an eyeroll.

Maybe she’s superstitious now because she didn’t fight for it last time and look where that got her.

“Lara Rossi is undeniably charismatic as dragon-wielding terrorist Lady Sybil Ramkin”

But it’s both streets ahead and fetch!

Line of the episode from Boba, “Let’s just say they’d recognize my face.”

“I don’t like shattered glass. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.”

Seriously, people throw Hayden under the bus all the time, but neither Natalie Portman nor Samuel L. Jackson (an Oscar winner and an Oscar nominee, respectively) could wrap their mouths around that dialogue.

“A Sith. LORD?!”

He was good in Shattered Glass.

Hayden Christiansen was at least better than Natalie Portman in Revenge of the Sith. Not that that’s saying much.

This movie is number 2 on my list of shit I'm completely fucking sick of hearing about, right behind Donald Trump's month long temper tantrum over being a loser.