THATS THE TWIST

It’s just too darn loud. 

A) Who would’ve imagined that in 1950 or whenever that was created, that it would be SO applicable in the 21st century.

Tom Holland, on the other hand, maintains his boyish looks because of gruelling contract-mandated drug treatments at the Shirley Temple Clinic.

His name is Spider-Man!

I thought the Foster-Pym conflict was pretty well done, and it’s the kind of thing comic book movies typically fumble badly. You get a decent sense of where both guys are coming from, the characters are reasonably well balanced, and the acting makes about as much sense as it can when they’re saying impossible…

Mark Millar is the worst. 

I swear this is the only superhero movie where the antagonist’s plan is to just call the cops on the protagonists.

As much as I liked Ant Man and the Wasp, I struggled to think of what scene would be appropriate for this feature.

Nobody speaks with Morbius because he was dead the whole film.

I choose to believe that, in some parallel reality, Marvel just decided to let half the universe stay dead and started cranking out depressing, cinematic superhero versions of The Leftovers.

If the camera catches you in the intersection on a red light, you are in the act of committing the offense.  When a traffic cop chalks your car, you are legally parked.

One and a half maybe.  But a solid one and a half.

I’d definitely buy tickets for those. Portman was never the problem with Thor (or Star Wars prequels). The problem is having Natalie Portman and not giving her anything to DO.

To me, the fact that we know it will be undone later doesn’t matter; the character’s witnessing it don’t know that, and I’m empathizing with them.

“She likes to make her own costumes and a lot of them involve versions of cats.”

Whither Kat Dennings?

It’s an example of how much pop culture has shifted that we now live in a world where DC can be grateful about anything related to Aquaman.

Seriously, paper is cheap. How the hell do you run out of pamphlets..

DC must be livid that Marvel got to Thanos before they could get to Darkseid.