Fuck you! Without Lincoln, my family would still be slaves

The Republicans have been winning the marketing game. Pure and simple. They put out an inferior, more expensive product, but the Democrats can’t figure out how the fuck to succinctly tell people to buy the other brand.

Here’s the non-lawerly expansion

The argument over and over again from trump supporters was that he would be fair about taxes because he “doesn’t need more money.”

Is your buddy not aware of all the other middle-class tax loopholes they’re closing that are going to wipe that $800 out?

Ugh, Dems need to divorce themselves from their precious “processes” and “norms” if they want to even have a sliver of a chance to make any political achievements at all. If you thought the GOP was obstructionist during the Obama years, just wait until (assuming it happens) we get another Dem in the White House. With…

A brief excerpt from a text exchange with a Republican friend of mine.

I posted this elsewhere (and invite anyone knowledgeable to add to it or correct me anywhere):

Fuck the people who are doing this. Fuck everyone who is enabling them, and fuck everyone who has allowed it to happen through their own inaction or hand-wringing over emails and speeches. This was all avoidable. This didn’t have to be our reality. Fucking vote in 2018. Vote in 2020. Vote in 2022, Vote in 2024. If…

And you may find yourself

Strangely, people are learning ways of fighting the system because of Trump. If someone we trusted were in charge? People would wait. It is because we no longer trust those in charge that people are no longer willing to trust.

Honestly? I think so many of us just hate Trump that much. Everyone is going to stomp as many bugs as they can while we’re waiting to nail his ass to the wall. I can’t justify this with facts, it’s just a gut feeling.

My online subscription has been extremely worth it.

You know, it’s time to put my money where my mouth is. I just went and bought a year’s subscription to the Washington Post, for $120, which is a measly $10 a month. It’s not just to get access to their content: it’s to support their work. We’re all benefitting from what they do, and if we like it, we should support…

*Bloodhound Gang starts playing*

“Alexa, initiate sexual harassment mode”

I wish I had an automatic lock button in my office.
I’d use it to keep people out, though.

You mean Josh? He’ll just hunt you and put you on his wall if he doesn’t like your Earth numbering ideas.

He had to fix his hair

I am pretty sure that Joe and Cecile are already engaged, though now you have me slightly doubting it