He 100% pronounces it EYE-talians.

I’ve been running a Pinterest long con for going on ten years now. I created a fake post on a fake blog where I claimed that you could use Country Time Lemonade powder like Sun-In to get beachy highlights and then posted it on Pinterest. Every couple of years, someone re-pins it and I have myself a little chuckle.

As soon as I landed in the US (we were living in Germany bc he was military) I called him and said "hey by the way I won't be coming back." I never saw him again. 

On a kinja blog post (can’t remember if it was Lifehacker, the Skillet, or what) the writer asked about readers’ favorite cooking “hacks” so I said that microwaving an egg still in its shell for 5 minutes will get you a perfect hard boiled egg. In reality the egg will explode in your microwave and you’ll have a good…

Is telling your abusive husband that you're going on a two week trip to visit your parents and celebrate your pregnancy but then never coming back considered a prank? Because it felt like I was pranking him and it was definitely some of my best work.

“Have you tried teaching your sons to not be sexist little fucks?”

The teen girl’s mother has also been told by other parents that her daughters need to cover up for “the sake of their sons.”

That happened to my 9 year old! We were at a children’s museum and she was wearing a crop top. Some lady took her photo without my permission or knowing and posted it on a fb mom blog mom shaming me and and slut shaming my kid. She is 9! She wasn’t trying to be sexual! She wore it because she likes crop tops and she…

The Washington Post reports that previously a parent took a photo of her backside and shared it with other parents

If he doesn't have a shovel, I hope you're kind enough to rent him one. Don't want to give him a handout. 

*womp*

You hate to see it.

Let’s start a reality show where awful conservative guys compete to marry Sarah Palin and then at the end we exile them all to an island forever.

I don’t know. The Obama daughters wore J.Crew once and the Fox News’s went on rants about elitism like they were wearing $40,000 Haute Couture pieces.

It depends.  I think if the plaque was her idea- more power to her.

My understanding is that it’s hers, but without the context of the larger statement that provides its true, genuine meaning.

Precisely what is “okay” in any of these circumstances? Seriously, I want to know.

instead settling on: “I’m okay, everything’s okay.”

“I’m okay, everything’s okay.”

2019: “This is infuriating, obviously prejudiced, and sadly unsurprising.”