cheerful_exgirlfriend
cheerful_exgirlfriend
cheerful_exgirlfriend
Jan 17 2020
7

We applaud companies for brilliantly abusing the welfare system to keep their costs low, and at the same time we demonize welfare recipients for wanting to eat and not live under a bridge. 

Oct 31 2019
22

I mean, the first season involved a bunch of demons unintentionally creating purgatory.  And with not just Michael but Glenn and a tiny sliver of Bad Janet having doubts, it doesn’t seem like Bad Place natives are wholly unpersuadable.

Oct 11 2019
12

Number 42 was watching “Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again” according to Janet’s list of things humans do to cope with relationships ending.

Oct 10 2019
48

Michael claiming to have invented the word “chillaxing” was funny, but then they quickly one upped it by saying it’s a mix of “Chidi and relaxing.”

Oct 6 2019
84

Which is why I think it’s important to bring impeachment to a vote.  Anyone who votes against it will forever have a black mark next to their name.  They can’t ever pull the “I was secretly part of the #Resistance” card if they voted against the one thing capable of stopping the orange dotard.

Oct 1 2019
129

Not to mention that someone had to explain to the fucking POTUS that no, we can’t just shoot migrants in the legs to “slow them down.”  He’s not just evil, he’s psychotically stupid.

Oct 1 2019
104

That landscape is so lovely, the current fence doesn’t look great but it’s not nearly the eyesore he wants it to be. He’s one of those weird assholes who seems to hate natural beauty in every way and cant see a sunset without thinking how much better it would look with a few buildings in the way. 

Oct 1 2019
105

He couldn’t even get dogs, or bees, or dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you. 

Oct 1 2019
56

Came here for the sharks with frickin’ laser beams joke. Not disappointed.

Oct 1 2019
146

“Kirstjen, you didn’t hear me the first time, honey,” Trump reportedly said. “Shoot ’em down. Sweetheart, just shoot ’em out of the sky, O.K.?” Read more

Sep 29 2019
83

It’s remarkable that he’s advanced so far based on nothing more than bigotry and connections. Read more

Sep 19 2019
29

“He went on to say that she’s told him that he is the best at human sexual relations, or coitus as the kids say, she’s ever had.”

Sep 18 2019
28

Remember, this rapist is an independent contractor and Lyft needs no “legitimate” reason to remove him from their platform. They didn’t have to perform an investigation, dot any i’s or cross any t’s, nothing. Read more