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We applaud companies for brilliantly abusing the welfare system to keep their costs low, and at the same time we demonize welfare recipients for wanting to eat and not live under a bridge.  Read more

I mean, the first season involved a bunch of demons unintentionally creating purgatory.  And with not just Michael but Glenn and a tiny sliver of Bad Janet having doubts, it doesn’t seem like Bad Place natives are wholly unpersuadable. Read more

Number 42 was watching “Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again” according to Janet’s list of things humans do to cope with relationships ending.
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Michael claiming to have invented the word “chillaxing” was funny, but then they quickly one upped it by saying it’s a mix of “Chidi and relaxing.” Read more

“Donald Trump? Who is that?” Read more

Which is why I think it’s important to bring impeachment to a vote.  Anyone who votes against it will forever have a black mark next to their name.  They can’t ever pull the “I was secretly part of the #Resistance” card if they voted against the one thing capable of stopping the orange dotard.
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Men, continuing the disappointment.  Read more

Not to mention that someone had to explain to the fucking POTUS that no, we can’t just shoot migrants in the legs to “slow them down.”  He’s not just evil, he’s psychotically stupid.
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That landscape is so lovely, the current fence doesn’t look great but it’s not nearly the eyesore he wants it to be. He’s one of those weird assholes who seems to hate natural beauty in every way and cant see a sunset without thinking how much better it would look with a few buildings in the way.  Read more

He couldn’t even get dogs, or bees, or dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you.  Read more

Came here for the sharks with frickin’ laser beams joke. Not disappointed. Read more

“Kirstjen, you didn’t hear me the first time, honey,” Trump reportedly said. “Shoot ’em down. Sweetheart, just shoot ’em out of the sky, O.K.?” Read more

It’s remarkable that he’s advanced so far based on nothing more than bigotry and connections. Read more

Christ, even their fights are boring. Read more

In case you missed it, funniest quote of the night: Read more

“He went on to say that she’s told him that he is the best at human sexual relations, or coitus as the kids say, she’s ever had.”
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Remember, this rapist is an independent contractor and Lyft needs no “legitimate” reason to remove him from their platform. They didn’t have to perform an investigation, dot any i’s or cross any t’s, nothing. Read more

“You know what this horrible, unfortunate situation needs?... Math.” Read more