Steroids isn’t just used for building muscles, it helps to recover from injuries and can be used to increase speed and endurance. You can’t use underwear olympics as proof that one is/isn’t using. 

Stephon Marbury once complained that his family not only expected him to finance their vehicles, but pay for the insurance as well. Factor every known relative hitting you up for help on everything, having to pay taxes in every state you visit, money managers who either invest in too risky deals or take more than…

Reminds me of the tweet in the future when self-driving cars are the norm country singers will write sad songs about their trucks leaving them.

Used to be if you attacked a star player then yours would be next, even if he had nothing to do with the first guy getting attacked. Has this changed?

“What do voluntary mean?”
- Darren Hambrick

I’m sure the Rangers trolling their “Come and take it” slogan angered them a wee bit.

What, you don’t like screen passes on third and goal from the two yard line? How dare you question the greatness of Garrett!

You did lose the team Wade, your team quit on you against Green Bay in front of a national televised audience where Al Michaels and Chris Collinsworth spent three quarters calling out players who weren’t trying. You made the dumbass excuse that getting the bye week during the 13-3 season should count as a playoff…

Recession is when your friend loses their job. Depression is when you lose you job.

Much love to those who are dealing what what most of us had to go thru at one point in our lives. May they quickly bounce back with a new purpose.

Or he could, you know, not disrespect or hit women. As a fellow dude it’s really not that hard.

Seeing that video reminds me of Twist’s interview with Real Sports back in the 90s

As a former salesman, the best thing you can do to get your car back is make a scene. The showroom is full of customers on-guard and ready to split the moment they detect BS or games and nothing screams “Time to go!” like seeing BS being played on someone else. The second best thing to do is call their competitor and…

Considering she’s ded I’d love to see the locals reaction if she were to pay a visit.

They also picked players that if released would land the Cowboys extra picks. Mike Lynn assumed Dallas would keep the players since they were better than almost everyone on the roster, yet Johnson had planned on releasing them all along desiring the picks instead.

Even then Johnson admitted it was a risk because had…

In all fairness Romo held Jerry’s nads to the fire a few years back when he negotiated his extension knowing the Cowboys had no alternatives. He got paid very well and happily accepted a long term deal knowing his back issues so I don’t feel sorry for him. I feel sorry for the poor chumps who get used/abused with pain…

That’s what I’m guessing, if you don’t plan on using the cap space then this is an option to stock up (Albeit it rather expensively).

I’m not familiar with how money works in the NFL but if they can make an MLB-like trade where they’ll pay part of Osweiler’s remaining year to land more picks then that’s a hell of a…

Everyone loves former Presidents when they’re out of the spotlight and both sides are guilty. Democrats look at Bush as a person with a good heart and Republicans look at Carter as a good Christian.

How many iphones are you willing to pay?

“In L.A. I’m a Mexican, In Florida, I’m a Cuban. In New York, I’m a Puerto Rican. And when I come to Canada I find out I’m an Eskimo.”
- Carlos Mencia, or an unknown and underappreciated comedian from whom Carlos stole this joke from.  

BTW, as a former car salesman (Don’t judge me, I was young and needed the money!) we assumed that what you said you’d pay was $50 less per month then what you’d actually pay. So if for example you won’t touch $301 or higher then either tell the dealer up front (But expect them to try) or go with $250.

Edit: If you…