Sooo, Owens is a no because he was a locker room cancer. But Moss, who three teams wanted no part of despite his enormous talents, shouldn’t be judged based on his actions?

*Looks up Benson’s ypc average to make joke about how far he ran before cops caught up and sees 4.2 ypc*

*Groans* Yeah, well Benson sucks!

If you’re a NC resident, Carolina Mortgage has an awesome calculator that estimates taxes, mortgage insurance and home insurance. Of course you’ll need to determine what the tax rate is depending on the city/county you’re in and what home insurance is depending on flood zones/hurricane insurance, but it’s a nice place…

“Wertheim’s fatal injury occurred after Stefan Edberg sent an errant serve directly into his groin.”

Ironic way to die considering his first name.

George Foreman once said all fights were fixed, once a boxer takes a punch all they’re thinking about is whether to give up or continue taking more. I can imagine many fighters deciding to give up the moment they took an uppercut from him.

Or he’s Ned Flanders

People who assume the owners are at work and thus not at home.

The shin bones (no longer) connected to the...knee bone

One of the best I’ve heard was Pink Martini’s Que Sara

They technically do that with SlingTV. Unfortunately with the packages I can either get ESPN with the $20 package and only one stream, go without at the $25 package but stream more than one device, or pay $45 to be able to get ESPN and stream on more than one device. So I did what the other cool kids did, sign up for…

What they did in the past != how they’ll play going forward, especially when factoring his injury history over the past 2 seasons.

Damn, Cam Newton or Jerry Jones aren’t one of the suspects. *Hands friend five dollar bill*

And he did it the same way in both cases. He cut left, cut right then ran like hell while being chased.

It’s like when my dad visited me on the mound and told me I only threw 120 pitches and that I had another 30-40 in me. Then he placed his arm on my shoulder and told me he loved and believed in me...that I can hit the lower strike zone better.

Afterwards we had ice cream while telling me only girls whine about swollen…

The more I read the more I realize this is a increase for those that have corporate plans.

Using myself as an example I get 23% discount using two phones, however, the discount applies only to data. By moving $10 from from data to handset I’ll get an extra gig but my bill goes up $7.70 a month. Not cool AT&T

Beware the fine print, the cost per phone is going up from $15 to $20. So if you’re like me with the 15GB plan at $100 on two phones then it’ll be 16GB at the same cost, not $10 less. If you want 25gb then be ready to pay $20 more.

God also has a great sense of humor. Exhibit A - 2016 Republican candidates not named Trump who entered the race because God told them to.

No, he’ll join my Cowboys because we’re stupid enough to think he’s moral and Jerry wants him because he can care less what we think.

May he join my team and enjoy the same success and media scrutiny as Hardy.

Most of my friends from Louisiana like to make it a point where the world has gone downhill due to pressing 1 for English. Yet every reality show from that region needs subtitles because we can’t understand what the hell they’re saying.

For the most part, yes. But Arlington received a huge boost from the Cowboys stadium and Frisco is receiving a big boost from the team facilities. The monies ponied, however, were $350 million and $90 million with Jerry covering the bulk. If Arlington is asked to give up $800 million that’s a different story.