The guy did the shopping? My boyfriend always buys the most awful cheap toilet paper because he doesn’t have a sensitive vulva to wipe.

Oh yeah well she should sue the cops and the news stations for this. Definitely.

We are literally watching the 24 hour news networks’ Jumping the Shark moment.

It seems a bit presumptuous of the FBI to have released the scene so soon.

How the fuck do they do it? Easy. Since 1973, when —less than a year after the corrupt racist Republican thug Nixon routed McGovern in the presidential election leaving Democrats in panic and disarray—the US Supreme Court handed down its ruling in Roe v Wade, these bastards on the uber-right have had no real, serious,…

Women certainly face much more concrete threats from even the sanest Republican candidate than from any random Syrian refugee that would enter the United States in the future.

Emphasis added. Bears repeating.

Planned Parenthood has prevented more abortions through education and providing birth control than any pro-lifer could ever possibly hope to prevent in their entire lives.

The violence within PP’s walls? How about the violence against women like, everywhere? Maybe if we weren’t routinely raped, abused, murdered, discounted, ignored, silenced, underpaid, judged, shamed, and oh if you did something about that pesky have kids and torpedo your career thing, we’d want to have every baby. Oh…

The pro-lifer types who are celebrating this do not give a damn. They never will.

These victims have names and faces now. You can't just dismiss them as a number anymore Carly. Look at them, their blood is on your hands because of your lies.

when the camera made completely accidental love to CNN’s Jim Acosta for approximately 30 minutes*.

So sorry to see you go, and I’ll be following at the Toast. I know it’s just the internet, but this blog has meant a lot to me. Beyond the funny articles and the great makeup info, the millihelen commenters are some of the most supportive, lovely internet people I’ve ever met. I think that’s a direct function of the…

I just can’t get behind night gowns. How do they not end up bunched up around your damn shoulders by morning? Nope.

It’s interesting that I read articles like these on Lifehacker not because I believe they will help me, but to instead see how easily my depression can overwhelm whatever is suggested.

Let’s treat innocent people like inhuman garbage while they’re at their most vulnerable and desperate to survive.

I was going to go to a debate watching party, but I can’t be bothered. Plus, then I’d have to put on real clothes, so Trader Joe’s pirate’s booty and mimosas it is!

I just cannot look at him and not see Larry David now.

The second this debate started, my dog took a piss RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME and then I realized we are out of paper towels.

Not nearly enough on the Democratic side. DNC chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, who is in the tank for Hillary Clinton, not only kept the number of debates to a minimum but scheduled them so as to attract the smallest possible audience.