Eh, Stessa Edwards ran a story a couple of days ago about a jogger being arrested in Austin for jaywalking, and that happened like 18 months ago.

Sometimes I let him out in courtyard of my building, but not after dark. After dark he gets brave and I’m afraid someone’s going to take him home or he’s going to get hit by a car.

Johari, girl, you my hero.

Yeah...he’s pretty good, I guess...

I know! I just wish there were at least one candidate who wasn’t thoroughly repulsive. Someone you disagreed with, but could ultimately respect. Those days are long gone, and I want to move to Finland.

There’s a part of me that almost hopes that he actually would become president because then he wouldn’t be governor of Ohio anymore.

I just have to say, I love nurses. My parents are nurses, my wife is a nurse, my aunt is a nurse, and nurses have been the best advocates for me whenever I’m hospitalized (which is, sadly, far too often.) Ya’ll are doing amazing work, and I wouldn’t have made it these last 29 years without the help of nurses.

The level of professionalism (or lack thereof) is astounding. And considering the anti-intellectual strain in the Republican party, I have to wonder if they’re doing it on purpose. “We should add an apostrophe to the end of this plural noun even though it isn’t a possessive because otherwise our electorate will think…

There are a couple of apostrophes in that letter that I’ll have nightmares about tonight.

Dear GOP Candidates,

The readout of their meeting that resulted in that letter was pretty nauseating as well. Bush’s people wanted to revive the February debate with NBC/Telemundo so as not to piss off the Latino electorate, while Trump’s campaign threatened to walk out if they didn’t suspend that debate. Which is funny because Trump said…

Gotcha Questions, i.e. actual information that you as a leader of a large country should know/have an opinion on, but you don’t because you’re not prepared/it reflects badly on you.

You engage with them.

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

Oh, yeah, you’re totally right. Because why would you inconvenience people just because 3 people died. It’s about money. Don’t act as if it’s about people. It’s about 50,000 tickets that were sold that they don’t want to refund. Now, if the University gives the money it makes from the game to the families of the…

Cause God forbid you cancel the football game.

...angular acceleration in a crash that causes the brain to spin, rotate, or shear inside your skull

I'm no Hillary Clinton supporter but she totally destroyed that. No surprise though.

For anyone out there that IS nerdy, or is into that kinda thing, look into Nerd Fitness. It's such an awesome site and their online community is great. Even though I keep setting myself, stumbling, and failing, I plan on continuing to get back up until I'm set. That's all I can do.

Most children do this to their parents, too. Ever asked your parents things when they were half-asleep in bed? Yeah...