CAKE BATTER IS SO GOOD TOO HOW COULD I LEAVE IT OFF MY LIST?!?!?!?

Seriously though, why does baking remove the deliciousness?

hey FDA- FUCK YOU. i’ve eaten about 1,00,000 pounds of raw cookie dough and i’m still standing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I do - FUCK THE NRA

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

Hugs. Compassion. Hugs.

Yo, e-mail me if you ever need to.

Thank you for this space. I just keep falling in love with you as a journalist more and more.

I have a hard time not hating the parents that raised me. My mother, who threw up on me when she read my diary at 16 and vomited on me because she read of my attraction and confusion I now identify as bisexuality. My mother who still, spits the work out gay in angry and whispered tone so my siblings don’t hear her. My…

FUCK THIS. That’s all that kept repeating in my head when I saw the news this morning. Fuck this. It should not be this fucking easy to end someone’s life. Just another one to add to the stats and then resume business as usual. FUCK. THIS.

And also fuck misogyny. Margaret Atwood and all.

Could’ve been her ex:

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

When I mention Tantrump‘s name my 7 yr-old will give me the double thumbs-down sign and go “Booooooooooo!”.

Thanks for the nightmare fuel!

I miss this man so much.

The Daily Beast said Persky “coddled” Turner; the petitioners said the sentence was “lenient.” Yet they’re both wrong. The truth is that Brock Turner will spend more time in jail than 97 percent of rapists.