Avengers: Days of Future’s Recast

Is that scene intentionally arranged to look like a skull?

Pontypool was a very pleasant surprise. How many movies have an Anglophonic audially-transmitted memetic Langford basilisk as a threat?

I know, canon and etc, but cannot get past a knee-jerk squick factor of 45 year-old Bettany having makeouts with <30 year-old Olsen. Blech.

Am I the only one that liked the animated series more than the game show? I always got bored out of my mind watching the original show and frustrated because they never actually showed Carmen Sandiego doing any cool shit. It was nothing but a bunch of tweens answering questions (I was also like 6 years old). The…

“What kind of fuse is that?”

Unique to the digital age is the video content creation industry, one where employees are “users” and employers are “platforms.” In it, workers aren’t owed squat. When there are tech issues, they can visit the support page. When there are platform updates, a lot of the time, the press knows first. Full-time YouTubers…

You mean, they should make it so that none of the different weapons you can get from monster drops or small treasures will ever be interesting again, because you already have a weapon that’s gonna last you forever? No thanks if you don’t mind please sir.

I had the exact same reaction. Argh. Bring on the cosmic horror critters.

I want an adaptation of Betrayal At House on the Hill. Each episode a different haunt. Either could just do same group over and over and have running question why they are doomed to explore this damned house. Or different people each time.

I approve of Cate Blanchett in Goth makeup. Highly, highly approve.

Ah, now eventually you DO plan to have Ragnarok in your, in your Ragnarok movie, right? Hello?

By sharks, I hope.

Madalena.

Ridiculously wasteful of water???

Please watch my hour long Youtube video that discusses in detail how the entire franchise is just a prequel to the theme park ride and how the darkest timeline (where young jack goes forward in time) leads directly to It’s a Small World.

Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry...

Well, that looks sadder than something really sad. A24 is quietly becoming something very special. They’re batting a thousand so far.

Except, it should play out like this:

I now see the reason for so much Kurt Russel Ego. The planet is probably pretty expensive, and they wanted to minimize the use