Because a plucky crime novelist and a smart mouth detective discovered your feint and realized what really happened to your wife. They know you were trying to get Mick to take the fall for you. Now, they’re coming after you while spouting off pithy one liners.

Woof, great, spiders have learned subterfuge. Let’s hope they never learn how to speak.

I want to know more! How do I get started?

I really like rules 1/5. Those are important, especially the I’ll get to that. But if you weren’t going to get to it, it does offer places that you need to elaborate more.

Sounds like someone’s got a case of... sexlexia.

I have a Xenomorph playing drums for White Snake on a stage pulled by a Cobra HISS Tank that will knock his MFing socks off.

Cool, so real life versions of these guys?

Thanks for the heads up - bought just to throw away, unused.

Old man yells at cloud...based gaming.

It’s second behind White Christmas for me

Slimeher?

I’d take some random unsubstantiated rumors at this point.

Counterpoint: OK Go is great and this sucks.

Man, I can’t wait for the intense Lovecraftian horror of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

YESSS MORE BOJACK!!!

I’ll bet it’s SO undisclosed, you could ask yourself, “How much more undisclosed could it be?” and the answer would be, “None. None more undisclosed.”

Well there’s little chance Vader will pursue them to that beach on the cover. He hates sand. It’s coarse and rough and just gets everywhere.

You can set a timer on your phone, or use a kitchen timer, or play yourself a song and give yourself until the end of the song! :)