There's this concept in writing, many people aren't aware of, called exaggeration. It is when the author overstates a claim for effect. However, as this minor detail seems to be derailing the conversation about an otherwise useful point, the text has been updated for compatibility with the overly literal.

Next few Amazon purchases you make, just choose the $1 store credit for delayed shipping, then in a short-bit you'll have an account able to fund this without a second thought. Worth a bit of fun for sure.

Looking forward to being unable to find these in stores!