WHAAAATTTTT. Holy shit this is awesome.

“I think I’ll pay money to rent Shawshank Redemption instead of watching it on any of the FIVE cable channels that are playing it at any given moment...” - No One Ever

“I think I’ll pay money to rent Shawshank Redemption instead of watching it on any of the FIVE cable channels that…

Those are some good tips... I’ll add a few of my own from experience.

Don’t be so worried about being safe. Take some risks.

Dat Fire Rod tho.

Sounds like she really dodged a bullet. Good for her.

It was not implied that this is the *only* way to restore health. Simply *a* way. There’s going to be potion making. C’mon.

Bearded Kratos is a total DILF

I was married 10.5 years, and during that time, my now ex-wife and I would occasionally high five each other about how awesome it was to never have to do all this dating and courtship shit with strangers anymore.

Another alternate title of article: “I’ve Got You Now, You Little Shit: An Open Letter to My Pre Teen Son the Liar”

Hot damn! “My kids” will be really excited about these!

That’s how i interpreted it, but now I can’t figure out if his repetitive responses are reinforcing that assertion or not... I’m very confused.

Dollar Hot Dog Day at Sonic you guys! Woo hoo!

I don’t make my own stock, but I do save the flavor packets from my Ramen noodles, so I can always make 2 cups of stock in a pinch.

I have this for the PS2, I’ve had it for years and years, and I’ve only tried to play it once. I got maybe two hours in, and really felt like I had no idea what the ell I was doing. I was always running out of ammo, and getting my ass kicked.

It’s a terrific platformer. It’s already worth the price, and if you got it for free even better, as that puts you gently beyond the only barrier to enjoying it.

This movie was such an unexpected pleasure.

I’m dying...

The whole arc of Iron Man 3 is about Tony’s increasing dependance on the suit(s), and how once they are stripped away, he falls back on his own ingenuity. At the end, he blows up all the extra suits because he realizes he doesn’t need them, and that he - Tony Stark - is Iron Man, not the suit. He also does the surgery…

Nobody wants to talk about how fucked up it is that the ten year old that was alone in the house opened the door to a total stranger?