I was married 10.5 years, and during that time, my now ex-wife and I would occasionally high five each other about how awesome it was to never have to do all this dating and courtship shit with strangers anymore.

Another alternate title of article: “I’ve Got You Now, You Little Shit: An Open Letter to My Pre Teen Son the Liar”

Yaaaasssss

Hot damn! “My kids” will be really excited about these!

Ooof. Those were... not great. Pretty much reinforcing my notion that we’ve heard all the best “jokes” by way of trailers at this point.

Yeah, over here in the States we mostly let people make up their own minds about what they want their kids exposed to when it comes to entertainment media. If the parents are there, then the kids can be there.

If you have one in your area, try Alamo Drafthouse. They are ruthlessly efficient about getting rid of people who are ruining the movie. They will kick you the fuck out.

Man, I was really hoping there was going to be a post credits stinger...

Voiced predictably by Tommy Chong.

I’d like to see the bizarro interaction between del Toro’s Collector and Goldblum’s Grand Master.

You guys act like this is the first time anyone’s ever wasted money making a piece superfluous of entertainment...

That’s how i interpreted it, but now I can’t figure out if his repetitive responses are reinforcing that assertion or not... I’m very confused.

Oh shit, I forgot about Ol’ Scalpel Fingers.

Jesus, THANK YOU. I’m glad I’m not the only one. Why is everyone so dense about this?!

I LOVE “Let the Right One In”!!! It’s my go-to favorite vampire movie, and in my top 10 horror movies of all time.

I’ll be in my bunk.

That TMNT2 clip is exactly what’s wrong with these movies (and the Transformers franchise). Nobody goes to the Ninja Turtles movie to listen to Wil Arnet talk to a basketball player. Why in God’s name was 40 seconds of a supposedly blockbuster summer action movie devoted to this weird awkward exchange?

By Grabthar’s Hammer, what a savings!

Class act.

I’m guessing the episode will jump ahead to the next morning, or maybe further, and one by one, charachters will be revealed to be ALIVE. So when your favorite comes on screen, you’ll get to breathe a sigh of relief and then only at the end of the episode will it become clear who was killed.