Right. Because jingosim is totally new to you. You just fell out of your mother’s twat.

Mistaking internet comments for how the world actually functions was Kaepernick’s first error, so I'm totally with you

Peaceful, empatheic, and substantive are precisely what come to mind when imagining the character of adolescent football players.

It’s important to reinforce selfishness in young men. Character traits like selfishness are useful when confronted by a pregnant girlfriend.

He knows how you feel. You and him would understand each other

Yeah! Kill him! Killing humans is what you want!!

I lie awake some nights thinking how horrific your anxiety must be for your family.

That’s not what crocodile tears are

Sounds like you need a therapist

Good idea. We’ll start with sociopaths like you.

How ironic. Our dog growing up was named Lupus

You’re single aren’t you?

I like how it took you a dog story to determine that people are awful. Not the holocaust. Dogs.

Thanks captain obvious. Is water as also wet???

Fuck him. If we won’t do that for humans, we shouldn’t do it for dogs. Let the dog die of natural causes.

Correct. Most dogs wouldn exist if not for humans.

It’s too bad you or your friends aren’t more concerned about race relations

Yeah. To hell with volcanoes too!

I’m sorry to hear you single our black people for criticism.

Because it’s important to see how racists operate