I have no time for that racist bitch

Why not? Cops and law enforcement are racist, seems reasonable to assume the judges are racist too.

Celebrities can be incredibly racist

Weddings are patriarchal ceremonies. Why would I engage in one?

This isn’t very respectful of this animals rights. I know it’s funny and all to everyone but this cow is not some plaything. Kind of reminds me the way society treats women.

Okay, monkeys? Is this a vailed comment on Obama?