the vietnam war sucked actually. fonda’s protest was unironically more heroic than anything any of The Troopz did over there

Yes. I was working in a record store at the time and after closing we would put it on and have the mall locals in - About Faces girls, liquor store guys, even security guards - listen, drink beer, and do coke. We were all on the floor. It was like Robin Williams, the impact was unbelievable.

I love comedy because of Eddie Murphy.

I think in another post one of the commenters referenced Ang Lee saying that Smith and Tom Cruise were the only practical choices for the movie, given the particular de-aging methodology:

l, Robot is kind of fun in a stupid way

“one of the big cinematic fiascos of the year, and maybe of Smith’s whole career”

The script for this thing has been around for decades, and once starred Harrison Ford. Imagine old Harrison Ford as we know him today running around chasing/getting chased by Harrison Ford as he looked in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Had they pulled it off, THAT would’ve been something.

Maybe she could be Renee Montoya.

And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore?

I wanna see them do a sort of Joker style Catwoman movie where she’s a crazy cat lady. They kinda did it in Batman Returns, but I want the gritty reboot. Show all of the horrors of being a Catwoman. The fur on your clothes, the vomit in the hallway, the dead bird hidden somewhere in your apartment that’s slowly…

What the fuck did I just read

James Blunt has a very funny sense of humour and is very self-aware of what most people take to be his popstar persona, and this is very obviously a joke. He's saying the Rolling Stones never had a song as big as "You're Beautiful" for fucks sake, how could anyone possibly take this as a sincere comment?

I legitimately get Blake and Blunt mixed up all the time.

It kind of sounds like he’s kidding and in on the joke?

You mean Dreamgirls, although Showgirls was arguably missing a really good Eddie Murphy performance

The name of his comedy albums made me think of Mantan Moreland, who I discovered from the Beastie Boys sampling of him saying "Shit, if I knew it was gonna be that kind of party, I woulda stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!" 

*looks at image of the bar scene*

I don’t think people took real kindly to Mr. Church.

He must have been good in showgirls because I didn’t even recognize him.