I can’t get into this with you because I have made the very brave and feminist choice to go eat too much korma, but she’s a dullard, Fighting Polish. A dullard.

WHO CARES ABOUT KIM KARDASHIAN!??!? (YES, I clicked on this link, but only because I was hoping she would use a weird term like “interracial friends” and say something tragic about her drinking habits. Also because the Indian buffet isn’t open yet and I needed a way to kill the next 20 minutes.)

Exhibit A: Donald Trump

Lots of smart parents have stupid kids.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND I LITERALLY CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW YOU CAN SPEND THREE YEARS W SOMEONE AND THEN BE LIKE ACTUALLY LOLOLOL JK NM

WHAT

Where was it posted? Was it written like that? Like a letter?

If a Jez writer does a post and a man doesn’t approve of it, did she really write anything?

So things that are sorta worked out in the womb can and should be fluid and that fluidity needs to be respected and allowed for (yes, amen, I agree), but things that we (we meaning humanity since forever) totally made up (such as racial divisions) and are largely arbitrary cannot be fluid? If I were born into a…

I just wish these arguments didn’t rely so much on biology as a determinant of some conflated sense of sex and gender, or on the medicalization of trans identity as a source of legitimization. Both ideas are, at the very least, open to too much critique to be all that useful (as far as I’m concerned).

Oh he’s definitely a subscriber:

The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.

Back in the day, I was often told that with my big 80s perm-curly red hair and similar features that I bore a resemblance to Tawny Kitaen from the Whitesnake video. So one night some girlfriends and I were out at a club and these guys were buying us drinks because they had somehow been led to believe that I was the…

When I was about 13, I pretended to be a soon to be mother on a baby name message board. I really liked baby names at the time (girl names only, der), carefully maintaining lists for all my future children. This was back around 2001 so it was a very primitive message boards, but I was extremely active, becoming a top…

You know this is exactly how I suspected the real versions of BP and JA to be. She got all the snide “ sorry loser because your’re just a shallow tv actress who is not good enough to be married to BP” type of crap after they divorced while he continued in his movie star coolness. I have heard before that BP is a…

I don't know how you handled being in close physical proximity to Paul Newman without going up in flames from the hot-ness.

Wow! I was just going to suggest this (but I’m too grey to engage anyone), so I’m glad you did.

You. Me. Eggs. Toilet paper. SPF house. You down?

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! That can’t be true! Please do not be true!

AND YET WE TRUST BRUCE BANNER TO KEEP OUR STREETS SAFE FROM ALIEN INVASION?!