Thank you. I have fine, thin hair and it is the worst and I always feel like the only person in the world with sad hair. I feel so much better knowing there are others.
Thank you. I have fine, thin hair and it is the worst and I always feel like the only person in the world with sad hair. I feel so much better knowing there are others.
If you are interested in curling your ultra straight thin hair, I have found the magic. It took me 20+ years of trying, but I finally found a way to make my hair hold curl. WET SETS (actually a damp set with styling lotion.) I sleep in rag curlers or sponge rollers and my hair is magically curled and stays wavy for…
This is very true. My hair also naturally dries super straight, which is something I know a lot of women would kill for. I would much rather have gorgeous waves, or even ringlets. The grass is always greener, I guess.
I am TERRIBLE at doing my hair. I have ultrathin, flat hair that doesn’t hold a curl or hairspray or product very well at all. I can do three things: 1) leave it down (it gets really flat really quickly) 2) put in an anemic pony tail 3) put it in a tiny topknot IF my hair is cooperating and I have time to fuck up a…
I think the great secret to life is that no one actually feels like an adult, we’re all just pretending.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, holy dark!
I think Louis CK said that, by the time you’re 40, no one cares about you. They just expect you to do your job. That’s about right.
The teenaged children! They terrify me. They’re all bigger than me and their brains don’t work right.
Oh, darl. The dark secret is, you always feel seventeen.
She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena
Today is National Beer Day, the day Americans celebrate the end of prohibition and the beginning of weird regional…
"Ted Gunderson was an American hero who exposed the New World Order and money "elite" monsters who control world governments and world banks. Ted exposed many of the horrific crimes committed against humanity such as Chemtrails, smart meters, 9/11, Oklohoma City bombing, child sex crimes by government officials, CIA…
Well, you see, if he would've just complied with...
I totally agree. Kids wearing anything besides what's been deemed "kids' clothes" (by kids clothing companies trying to sell a product) are no longer kids. Kim is fucking up North's natural aging process and the entire time continuum for the universe and it's uncool. Everyone knows that wearing black is bad for babies…
Keebler makes a Samoa and Thin Mint and Tagalong knockoff.
This is officially the worst name I've ever seen. And I knew a family of four girls all named after car models.
It's not Khindergyrtyn that she's starting?