Yeah, but he has plenty of experience being a bigoted fucking idiot, so he’s perfect for the Trump administration.
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This morning my dog didn’t quite get all of his poop out when he crouched. I ended up with my face 2 inches away from his butthole, pulling out a slimy piece of yellow poo and then cleaning his butt. Yet it was nowhere near as gross as having to look at a closeup of this vile man.
That’s some expensively fucked-up hair, Gus. Also, I had no idea that Jan Wenner had six children.
Game over, man.
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In space, no one can hear you drop acid. Also movie theater bathrooms.
(Insert obligatory Bill Paxton quote here).
There’s no way ADHD would be racing without Gramps. Also, there’s no was Autism would be married to Whitney without Gramp’s money.
Why not just get a Miata?
But there are no details aside from needing to return food 5 times. Was the food too cold? Too hot? Meat, when it should be vegetarian? Hair in the soup? Were there cockroaches? Too much sun shining through the window and blinding her? Why is the manager terrible? Did he punch her? Was the bathroom dirty? Did the…
Now that is JUST the image I needed to get through this news cycle. Thanks!!
You’re listening to one of the BEST albums in modern music...that get’s a star...just because!
That guy is all of America right now.
The guy on the right looks taken aback in a low-key kind of way, like “am I the only one noticing that a thirteen year old girl is on that guy’s lap?”.