Jeez, ya made me log in to star this. :o)

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There are too many goddamn lawyers on this planet.

So happy to hear he finds his new accommodations to his liking. I was worried.

Nice?

They can have my manhole when they pry it from my cold dead fing- wait. Eww.

“It’s a living!”

Co-writing a Barbie movie!
Co-writing a Barbie movie!

Yes, somehow this shit is taking a toll on her. I just wish it would hurry up a little.

Look at that tiny little baby face.

I’ve never been much good at dating or relationships. I’m pretty terrible with actual fireworks too, although I haven’t had anything actually go off in my hand since I quit drinking. So there’s that, I guess.

This show is an affront to women everywhere. If she stays away, she’ll be the smartest one of the group. (Not holding my breath.)

Yeah, pretty sure every Dave Matthews fan I ever met was a woman. (Granted that’s only 2 or 3 people, but hey.)

Oh those damn Communists, those subversive troublemaking anti-American OMFG HOW CUTE IS THAT

Try reading that July Fourth rant as if you’re hearing it from an 8-year old. It syncs up perfectly.

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At first glance at the headline, I thought this was a craft beer review. Then I scrolled.

Breaking news: Fuck Paul Manafort right in the ear.

“And he put his face next to me, nose-to-nose. And he screamed at the top of his lungs, ‘Everyone hates you! You are tolerated!’”

Yeah, where to even start with that mess.