This would be funnier if the probability wasn’t so high. Humans are the dumbest animals on the planet sometimes.

“She wants to come out looking like she’s changed, learned life lessons and is growing as a person, so she for sure wants people to think she is interested in her education.”

Well I heard Ms. Fishbein talk about her
I heard ol’ Becca put ‘er down
I hope Fishbein will remember
Sichuan bear don’t need her around, anyhow

I’m enjoying Pagenaud’s parking it on the bricks. “Think I’ll stop here and just shout out to the fans, screw all that ceremonial stuff for a minute.”

Damn, I wish I had a TV in the bathroom - I’m bout ta pee in my coffee cup.

Welcome to the Indianapolis 40-ish! Let’s race!

The restart after this red is gonna be...interesting.

I kinda know how he feels. I gave a long, slow, look-at-this salute to another driver just the other day, for the first time in many years. I got cut off on the freeway, at speed, no signal, very close. I was so furious, the reaction was almost involuntary. I guess that’s one more thing I need to keep an eye on as I…

I did not know about the coriander-soap-gene thing, thanks.

I like coconut
But cilantro tastes like soap;
Taste buds sure are weird.

Still trying to figure out why someone would voluntarily watch this show. Is it some kind of self-imposed penance?

Michael Keaton is just a great actor, period. But yeah great Batman too.

Thanks for the suggestion. Unfortunately for some reason, any of the brown soft drinks (cola, root beer, whatever Dr. Pepper is) just mess me up bad. I’m OK with diet Mt. Dew (now with extra fire retardant!). Ironically, I have a killer cold-brew dark-roast iced coffee recipe that goes down just fine. :o9

Counterpoint: Just the thought of drinking diet Dr. Pepper makes my entire upper GI tract wanna explode from my chest like the Alien baby.

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Ditto. (Watched it again anyway though, heh.)

Exactly. Let’s switch roles with these two and see how long it takes for this cretin to chew his own foot off.

“...And I’m damn proud of it.”