“...And I’m damn proud of it.”

Milkshakes all the way down.

Ha! I say send Doocy out again, shirtless, with a shiny vest and a huge Betacam.

Holy hell from out of nowhere it’s XTC!

Rowzdower!!

Humiliation!
Have a treat, you worthless twit.
I love this picture.

[ insert product-placement joke here ]

If there was still a star button up there, I’d star you for “C’mon, mang.”

Wheee!
*blorp*

Well, that is certainly...unambiguous?

Yeah, who knows.

Um. Maybe it might’ve been helpful to include somewhere in your article a brief description of what a “bath bomb” actually is? Just sayin.

Bill Nye gives good rant
(Choir-preaching notwithstanding)
Invite him back, John.

We loved The Mod Squad as kids. Peggy was always the epitome of understated coolness.

Just like when you leave a note on your drink at the bar saying, “I spit in this beer,” go take a leak, come back to find another that says, “So did I.”

Okay, I think we all grasp the General concept here.

Oh GOD DAMN IT not this again I had shit to do tonight ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

Additionally, professors at the hatchery were pleased to report that bass were unaffected by the bass.

Back when I was a young toadfish, running sound for my buddies’ local toadfish bands, we would’ve killed for this kind of bass. Be careful what you wish for, I guess...

Spig-yer-mom-say what again??