I love that old Joe Cocker song.

Yeah, my S.W.A.T.-prank-themed baby shower was a total bust.

Maher’s monologues always sound like the “hip young act” at a musty old Playboy Club somewhere.

I was tired of seeing boobs at this point

“...metal benches and fluorescent lights and a black and white tv tuned to Jesus programming on all night...”

Add this to your search string:

Graphic evidence:
James Comey is a scofflaw.
Get off the highway!

Can’t add anything substantive - just a quick thank-you for adding “ass turd” to my vocabulary.

Yup - this was even mentioned in an episode of The West Wing, 20 years ago. :0/

Hence the lowercase ‘s’.

Don’t be so hard on yourself. You’ve got what, maybe 0.5 cc of gray matter in your little hamster cranium.

I had a Huffy stingray as a kid. I loved that bike. Beat the crap out of it for years & years.

Is this guy still leading in the polls for Democratic nominees?

Lake of Flaming Boyfriends! Sounds dangerous!

“Can someone explain to me the purpose of The View?”

Okay, but you’re gonna need one of these too, right?

Don’t mush your baby, Duchess Meghan !!!

The media has begun a loud, writhing orgy of pointless speculation that is still expanding in all directions. It reminds me of that shopping cart full of shrieking rubber geese.

Eternal torture:
Smell everyone else’s farts,
And never your own.

Just one question: